I think the guys from Thin Lizzy would be proud to know that if I ever get a vasectomy reversed, I’m definitely making the doctor play “The Boys are Back in Town” during the surgery.

I love bacon. It makes everything better.

Except your heart.

But I bet if you wrapped my heart in bacon and grilled it,

it would be scrumptious.

Former CIA officer Valerie Plame whose identity was leaked to the media is suing US Vice-President Dick Cheney.

Cheney hopes to settle the case out of court and has invited Plame to his ranch for a quail shoot to discuss the issue.

The other day I walked passed John Bolton's mustache,
I think he was there too, but who the hell knows.

I find it interesting that virtually all humans throughout the course of history, including some of our greatest leaders...(Lincoln, Washington, Caesar)...have all, at one time or another, made the O-face.

By now, we've all heard that Full House star Jodie Sweetin is a recovering meth addict and an intervention was staged by her former Full House costars, Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen, John Stamos and Bob Saget.

Apparently just Dave Coolier telling her to “cut it out” wasn’t enough.

All I know is, if Bob Saget, John Stamos and the Olsen Twins all got together to ask me to stop doing something, I would stop it. I don’t care what it is.

What really blows my mind about iPods is all the accessories. You can't go into a store or open a magazine without seeing 200 things you can plug your iPod into these days. They've got jeans you can plug them into, toilet paper holders, they've got shoes now - Nike has shoes...seriously. I'm waiting for Apple to tap into that niche market of lonely women who like to download music by coming out with the iBrator:

"1000 songs in your...um...pocket"