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Greg Contreras
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Greg Banks is loved by old, white, tea-baggers everywhere.

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I don't know why bush hates puppies, because hes fucking one every night.His wife or should i say a Chihuahua.
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Jealous of My Dogs

By: Greg Contreras (C)
Submitted: Feb 21, 2007
Category: Weird  
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Animal

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Jealous of My DogsI'm jealous of my dogs, they have no idea they even exist and they are totally happy; I'm fully self-aware and deeply disappointed.

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Omaha Outlaws Sledding

By: Greg Contreras (C)
Submitted: Feb 20, 2007
Category: Political  
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Omaha

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The City of Omaha, NE has outlawed sledding for fear of lawsuits. The good news: the Supreme Court ruled we could have anal sex at home, so the middle schoolers have something to do instead.

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Hillary Clinton Wears a Cross

By: Greg Contreras (C)
Submitted: Feb 19, 2007
Category: Political  
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Hillary Clinton

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Hillary Clinton Wears a CrossHillary Clinton was seen wearing a cross for the cameras last Fall, now she's wearing it all the time, not because of some newfound belief in God, because it burned right into her chest!

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