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Greg Contreras
"Does this profile make me look fat?"
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Greg Banks is loved by old, white, tea-baggers everywhere.
e-mail him at banks.greg@gmail.com.
Octavia Smith says:
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I don't know why bush hates puppies, because hes fucking one every night.His wife or should i say a Chihuahua.
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 Armed Islamic crazies are rioting in the Sudanese capital, Khartoum. They are incensed because a British teacher allowed her students to name a class Teddy bear, Mohammed.
I am offended too, not for insulting Mohammed, but with sullying Teddy with the name of a 4th century nutjob who called himself a prophet.
Teddy Rules!
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 The hostage stand off at Hillary Clinton's campaign office in Rochester, NH ended peacefully this evening. Police took Congressman Dennis Kucinich into custody without incident.
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 Times of London: Flying foxes have been dropping off trees and dying in droves because of the effects of climate change, researchers say. More than 30,000 of the fruit bats are estimated to have died since 1994 in heat waves associated with global warming.
Cue: weeping children.
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 Garret Lisi, a surfer and snowboarder who divides his time between Hawaii and Lake Tahoe, NV, has purportedly done what even eluded Einstein, postulated an overarching explanation of all particles and forces of the cosmos. Lee Smolin, a Canadian physicist has called it the most compelling unification models he’s seen in years.
This may be the first time a surfer proposed a "theory of everything" that didn't include a bong and flip-flops, Dr. Smolin said.
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 A letter from the Seattle School District tells teachers to remind students not to be too happy this Thanksgiving, because the holiday is seen as a "time of mourning" by many Native Americans (and European Socialists).
"After all, we don’t want them to end up like flag-waving patriots," the Superintendent said, "kids need to know that there are so many reasons to hate who you are."
Seattle Friends of Dennis Kucinich were delighted.
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 A letter written by Senator Harry Reid (D-Nevada) was auctioned on e-bay for $2.1 million. The letter, berating radio talk show host Rush Limbaugh for a perceived slight to military opponents of the Iraq war, was signed by 40 Democratic Senators, including presidential hopefuls Hillary Rodham Clinton, Barak Obama and Joe Biden.
"This may be the first time the Senate has actually added value to the economy," said an economist with the Townsend Group, a made up think tank.
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 OSLO (Reuters) - Former U.S. Vice President Al Gore and the U.N. climate panel won the Nobel Peace Prize on Friday for their part in galvanizing international action against global warming before it "moves beyond man's control".
Asked about the honor, his wife Tipper said: “if only the size of his head were within man's control we’d be getting somewhere.”
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 Sen. John McCain, R-Ariz., said he would provide a $3000 tax credit for people to buy health insurance, as a way to expand coverage to more Americans.
He said that this way Americans would be able to afford a cup of coffee in the hospital gift shop.
Hillary Clinton said she would see his $3,000 and raise him $110 billion.
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 Washington, October 4, 2007
President Bush vetoed the SCHIP legislation which extends health care coverage to poor kids (and 20-something slackers, in households earning four times the poverty threshold).
Tomorrow he's introducing anti-puppy legislation.
http://gregbanks.blogspot.com/
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