A Colorado couple are offering snow on eBay. The top bid so far is from screenname IronMike66.

A three-year old boy was found alone running in traffic on the Interstate. The boy's mother was charged with neglect and released to go party with Paris and Lindsey.

James Brown's widow was locked out of his mansion after his death.The entertainer's lawyer said the reasons were legal and not personal yet repeatedly refered to Mrs. Brown only as the "Godmother of Hole".

A Vermont Police department is distributing beer mugs with police logos on them to local bars to help remind patrons not to drink and drive. They also plan to distribute crack pipes with Whitney Houston's picture to remind people not to smoke crack.

A soldier in Iraq with 11 children was overjoyed when his local community rallied to buy his kids Christmas presents. He was less thrilled when he found out his gift was a vasectomy.

A hooded jacket from Sean "Diddy' Combs clothing line was pulled from Macy's because it has canine fur. The fur was discovered by animal rights activists to be the Chinese breed Snoop Doggy Dim Sum.

A killer elephant nicknamed Usama Bin Laden was shot dead in India. Said one hunter, "It was not hard finding him. He was the only elephant in the forest on a dialysis machine."

The world's tallest man saved the life of a dolphin by sticking his hand down it's throat and cleaning debris from it's stomach. Normally the dolphin would have been seen by someone more experienced with the procedure, but Nicole Ritchie was unavailable.

Ex-KKK, militant Jihadists and anti-Zionists met in Iran this week for a conference questioning the Holocaust. Some of the most popular workshops were:

Germany 1933 - What Went Right?

How to Win Friends and Influence People Against the Unholy Jew Monkeys

Excel for Concentration Camp Managers