DailyComedy Links:    Home    Jokes    Videos    LateNet    Hot Topics    Comedy Store    Forum        Sign In | Sign Up
Did you know? We now allow guest commenting and rating on all our jokes and comedy videos! No need to register, just comment and rate. Go ahead... knock yourself out! Underneath each joke and video you can click on comments to read and post, and click on a star () to rate.

Rob Cioffi
Rob Cioffi
"Ah Salami I Like 'Em"

New York, NY

You are here
Sponsored By
Upcoming Gigs
No events in schedule.
Biography
The "AL - A One Man Comedy Show" MONEY BACK GUARANTEE

I think that this show is SO FUNNY, SO ENTERTAINING, SO UNIQUE, and SO IMPORTANT FOR COMEDY FANS that I, Rob Cioffi, will personally guarantee that if you don't believe that "AL" is worth every penny of the $10 dollar admission I will refund it to you. I'M NOT KIDDING.

Check out this link for info about the show:

http://www.AlLubel.com/al.htm

Why would I do this? Because I know Al Lubel is a comic genius and I think it is time that the [more]

Beth Schumann says:

Funniest guy I ever made out with in the back of a Camaro!
Pictures
I'm The Magnum Ultra Ribbed of Elbow Rubbers
DailyComedy Fans
DailyComedy Favorites
Joke Cloud (Popular Tags)
Joke List: Most Recent (From All Time)

Show Me: Most Recent | Highest Rated | Most Views | Most Shared | Most Comments

From Each: Day | Week | 2 Weeks | Month | 3 Months | 6 Months | Year | All Time
63 Jokes  

Rob Cioffi
Visit My Profile
Weight and Sea

By: Rob Cioffi (C)
Submitted: Mar 19, 2007
Category: Weird  Staff Pick!

Weight and SeaAuthorities say an incredibly lucky man who fell 8 stories off a cruise ship can thank his 300-pound frame for saving his life.

Not so lucky... the 120-pound dolphin he landed on.

Share this joke on Facebook!Facebook  Share this joke on MySpace!MySpace  Share this joke on Twitter!Twitter  Share this joke via Email!Email  Stumble It!  del.icio.us  Digg This!  Embed code!  |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

Rob Cioffi
Visit My Profile
Mile Die Club

By: Rob Cioffi (C)
Submitted: Mar 18, 2007
Category: Weird  Staff Pick!
From Hot Topic

Airport

444 Jokes  17 Videos

Mile Die ClubA passenger who died on a British Airways flight was moved from economy to first class.

Apparently "myself" is the answer to "Who do I have to kill to get a free upgrade on British Airways?"

Share this joke on Facebook!Facebook  Share this joke on MySpace!MySpace  Share this joke on Twitter!Twitter  Share this joke via Email!Email  Stumble It!  del.icio.us  Digg This!  Embed code!  |  Comments (3)  |  Rate it:

Rob Cioffi
Visit My Profile
Song of the Mouth

By: Rob Cioffi (C)
Submitted: Mar 17, 2007
Category: Political  Staff Pick!
From Hot Topic

John McCain

238 Jokes  12 Videos

Song of the MouthJohn McCain issued an apology for his use of the phrase "tar baby" at a town hall meeting in Iowa.


"I wants to 'pologize to all da 'spectubble folks," said a humbled McCain, "Ez you a deaf 'stituent? Kaze if you ez, I kin 'pologize louder!"

Share this joke on Facebook!Facebook  Share this joke on MySpace!MySpace  Share this joke on Twitter!Twitter  Share this joke via Email!Email  Stumble It!  del.icio.us  Digg This!  Embed code!  |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

Rob Cioffi
Visit My Profile
Career Wikicide

By: Rob Cioffi (C)
Submitted: Mar 16, 2007
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!

Career WikicideComedian Sinbad's Wikipedia entry announced last week that he was dead.

"I'm alive and kicking," said the performer, "it's my career that's on life support."

Share this joke on Facebook!Facebook  Share this joke on MySpace!MySpace  Share this joke on Twitter!Twitter  Share this joke via Email!Email  Stumble It!  del.icio.us  Digg This!  Embed code!  |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

Rob Cioffi
Visit My Profile
Pepto Abysmal

By: Rob Cioffi (C)
Submitted: Mar 15, 2007
Category: Entertainment  

Pepto AbysmalA 13-year-old boy woke up with a stomach ache only to discover he'd been shot.

"It hurt alot", said the boy, "but I figured it was because the night before I had seen 'Norbit'."

Share this joke on Facebook!Facebook  Share this joke on MySpace!MySpace  Share this joke on Twitter!Twitter  Share this joke via Email!Email  Stumble It!  del.icio.us  Digg This!  Embed code!  |  Comments (1)  |  Rate it:

Rob Cioffi
Visit My Profile
Tranny Volta

By: Rob Cioffi (C)
Submitted: Mar 15, 2007
Category: Entertainment  
From Hot Topic

John Travolta

8 Jokes  2 Videos

Tranny VoltaJohn Travolta will don a fat suit and play a woman in the movie version of "Hairspray The Musical".

This role, and the success of "Wild Hogs", are being called a new peak in his up and down career:

1978: Superstar Sex Symbol

1994: Pulp Fiction Comeback Kid

2007: Emasculated Middle Aged Male

Share this joke on Facebook!Facebook  Share this joke on MySpace!MySpace  Share this joke on Twitter!Twitter  Share this joke via Email!Email  Stumble It!  del.icio.us  Digg This!  Embed code!  |  Comments (1)  |  Rate it:

Rob Cioffi
Visit My Profile
Lovely Rita Coffee Barista

By: Rob Cioffi (C)
Submitted: Mar 12, 2007
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!
From Hot Topic

Paul McCartney

31 Jokes

Lovely Rita Coffee BaristaStarbucks is starting up it's own record label and have plans to sign Paul McCartney.

The former Beatle's first release for the label will be entitled "Band with the Runs".

Share this joke on Facebook!Facebook  Share this joke on MySpace!MySpace  Share this joke on Twitter!Twitter  Share this joke via Email!Email  Stumble It!  del.icio.us  Digg This!  Embed code!  |  Comments (4)  |  Rate it:

Rob Cioffi
Visit My Profile
Rock & Rehab Hall of Fame

By: Rob Cioffi (C)
Submitted: Mar 9, 2007
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!

Rock & Rehab Hall of FameEddie Van Halen entered rehab to "work on" himself. He may miss Van Halen's induction into the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame and a planned reunion tour this summer.

"I know things look bad", said Eddie, "but you have to focus on the bright side - I still have most of my teeth."

Share this joke on Facebook!Facebook  Share this joke on MySpace!MySpace  Share this joke on Twitter!Twitter  Share this joke via Email!Email  Stumble It!  del.icio.us  Digg This!  Embed code!  |  Comments (1)  |  Rate it:

Rob Cioffi
Visit My Profile
Pussycat Doll Afternoon

By: Rob Cioffi (C)
Submitted: Mar 8, 2007
Category: News  Staff Pick!
From Hot Topic

Stripper

99 Jokes  1 Videos

Pussycat Doll AfternoonTwo teenage girls who robbed a bank - dubbed by the media as the "Barbie Bandits" - were strippers.


Police say this explains why during the robbery they demanded singles.

Share this joke on Facebook!Facebook  Share this joke on MySpace!MySpace  Share this joke on Twitter!Twitter  Share this joke via Email!Email  Stumble It!  del.icio.us  Digg This!  Embed code!  |  Comments (1)  |  Rate it:

Rob Cioffi
Visit My Profile
Diet Choke

By: Rob Cioffi (C)
Submitted: Mar 8, 2007
Category: News  Staff Pick!

Diet ChokeCoke and Pepsi have both announced new soda pops that are fortified with vitamins and will be marketed as "wellness" drinks.

Following this trend, Krispy Kreme will offer a new line of donuts filled with insulin.

A version of their popular Donut Holes is planned as well and will be called "Toenuts."

Share this joke on Facebook!Facebook  Share this joke on MySpace!MySpace  Share this joke on Twitter!Twitter  Share this joke via Email!Email  Stumble It!  del.icio.us  Digg This!  Embed code!  |  Comments (1)  |  Rate it: