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Rob Cioffi
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Jet Blue

By: Rob Cioffi (C)
Submitted: Apr 7, 2007
Category: News  Staff Pick!
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Airport

444 Jokes  17 Videos

Jet BlueA flight with 180 passengers was cancelled due to the pilot's uncontrolled cursing.

Afterwards the embarassed aviator explained, "I can't say for sure, but I'd bet that this has everything to do with those last two shots of Jagermeister."

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What The Funny?

By: Rob Cioffi (C)
Submitted: Mar 30, 2007
Category: Weird  Staff Pick!
From Hot Topic

Stand-Up Comedy

334 Videos  217 Jokes

What The Funny?...from the DailyComedy.com Dictionary:

f-fluent - adjective

1. stand-up comedy style where the comic has no real comedy material.

2. quality possesed by characters in movies by Martin Scorcese.

3. skilled at spewing obcenities e.g. "The Vice-President's opinion was f-fluent."

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Panty Weighed

By: Rob Cioffi (C)
Submitted: Mar 27, 2007
Category: News  
From Hot Topic

Rosie O'Donnell

69 Jokes

Panty WeighedPolice found 93 pounds of women's panties in a burgurlar's home. The evidence filled five garbage bags.

They immediately contacted Rosie O'Donnell to see if she was missing 5 pairs of panties.

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Abracadabracide

By: Rob Cioffi (C)
Submitted: Mar 25, 2007
Category: News  Staff Pick!
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Animal

1056 Jokes  34 Videos

AbracadabracideHoudini's nephew believes his uncle was poisoned.

One of his last tricks was called "The Vanishing Can of Dog Food."

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School of Hard Mocks

By: Rob Cioffi (C)
Submitted: Mar 23, 2007
Category: News  Staff Pick!
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School

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School of Hard MocksHarvard dropout Bill Gates has been asked to give this year's commencement address.

He plans to hold a solid gold spatula as he gives a speech entitled "Do You Want Fries With That Gulfstream-V?"

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Open Heart Bitchery

By: Rob Cioffi (C)
Submitted: Mar 23, 2007
Category: Entertainment  
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Regis and Kelly

14 Jokes  1 Videos

Open Heart Bitchery"Well, you know, I think I'm through the worst," said Regis Philbin after having heart bypass surgery.

Philbin took it back after learning he still works with Kelly Ripa.

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Munchin House By Proxy

By: Rob Cioffi (C)
Submitted: Mar 23, 2007
Category: News  Staff Pick!
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North Carolina

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Munchin House By ProxyA 7 year old in North Carolina weighs 250 pounds.

His mother over fed the boy to help keep their trailer home from flying away during tornadoes.

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BattleStar GalaCactus

By: Rob Cioffi (C)
Submitted: Mar 23, 2007
Category: Weird  Staff Pick!
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Republican

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BattleStar GalaCactusFormer Arizona governor Fife Symington has announced he believes in UFOs.

The Republican plans to erect a giant umbrella over the state to keep out aliens.


STEAL THIS TAG: Who does he think is going to build this giant space umbrella? Sasquatch? The Easter Bunny? Canadians?

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S A T U R D A Y Fight!

By: Rob Cioffi (C)
Submitted: Mar 22, 2007
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!

S A T U R D A Y Fight!70's pop idols the Bay City Rollers claim they are owed millions by their record company.

"They are not greedy," said a spokesman, "they just really need to buy pants."

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Fat Choy Slimmer

By: Rob Cioffi (C)
Submitted: Mar 21, 2007
Category: News  
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China

308 Jokes  8 Videos

Fat Choy SlimmerA new study has found that Chinese food is too high in calories and salt.

It also exceeds the daily recommended allowance of cat.

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