Eyeglass manufacturers are getting demands for the kind of designer specs that Sarah Palin wears.  And T.J. Maxx is getting demands for the kind of bags worn by Fred Thompson. 

Comedy Central announced that Stephen Colbert will shoot his DNA into space.  So will Jon Stewart, but his will probably land on Barack Obama's back. 

Many obese adolescents are now combatting liver disease.  The issue is expected to be addressed next year when fighting liver disease becomes a game on Nintendo Wii.  

Joe Biden said Sarah Palin has a lot of style and charisma, but no substance.  He made the remark after looking at his notes from eight months ago and writing the name "Sarah Palin" over "Barack Obama". 

American Airlines may cut 469 airport jobs by November.  Which means when you fly home for Thanksgiving, there will be 469 fewer people to not care about finding your lost bags. 

Tropical Storm Hanna is gaining steam and headed for the U.S.  The Weather Service said that if this hurricane becomes too much to endure, they'll give it the last name "Montana". 

While hosting the U.S. Olympic champions, Oprah told her audience to look under their seats.  And when they did, they found a missing Shawn Johnson. 

After three months at sea, two men landed in Hawaii on a raft made out of plastic bottles.  And by booking their travel with Orbitz, they saved ten bucks!

Michael Phelps was seen chatting it up with Tiger Woods at a Manhattan party.  Party guests said the event was a celebration of sports excellence not because they were there, but because the Yankees weren't. 

Dell introduced new computers specifically marketed to Chinese consumers.  Basically it's a normal computer, but it comes with a man who arrests anyone trying to access the internet.