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Keith Alberstadt
Keith Alberstadt
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I'm a stand-up comic based in NYC, but I perform all over the country and military bases around the world.
Contributing writer for Saturday Night Live's Weekend Update, National Lampoon's Sports Minute Or So and The Complete Sheet.
Seen on The Late Show with David Letterman, CNN Headline News, VH-1 and Country Music TV.
Heard on the nationally-syndicated Bob and Tom Show, the John Boy and Billy Show, as well as XM and Sirius Satellite Radio.
Big fan of the mighty Vanderbilt Commodores.

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Phish is back!

By: Keith Alberstadt (C)
Submitted: Oct 1, 2008
Category: Entertainment  

Phish is back!

Four years after disbanding, Phish has announced it is getting back together.  Sweet!  Get you some of that, insomnia!



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Baseball Playoffs start this week

By: Keith Alberstadt (C)
Submitted: Oct 1, 2008
Category: Sports  
From Hot Topic

New York Mets

153 Jokes  2 Videos

The baseball playoffs start today.  Experts are busy predicting whether the Mets or the Yankees will tee off first. 



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Video Games More Popular Than Algebra

By: Keith Alberstadt (C)
Submitted: Sep 23, 2008
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!
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Video Game

96 Jokes  8 Videos

Video Games More Popular Than Algebra

According to a new study, 97 percent of young people in America say that they play video games.  It's actually 100 percent, but young people in America also have horrible math skills. 



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Dogs and Science AT LAST!

By: Keith Alberstadt (C)
Submitted: Sep 23, 2008
Category: News  
From Hot Topic

Animal

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Dogs and Science AT LAST!

A new study shows that yawning can also be contagious in dogs.  Scientists learned this when they watched a group of dogs at a boring lab study about tired dogs.  


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New Bush Movie Features Porn Star

By: Keith Alberstadt (C)
Submitted: Sep 23, 2008
Category: Political  
From Hot Topic

Porn

198 Jokes  9 Videos

New Bush Movie Features Porn Star

Elizabeth Banks, who plays an adult film star in "Zack and Miri Make a Porno" will portray Laura Bush in Oliver Stone's upcoming film about the President entitled "W".   The big difference . . . this money shot will instead be called a "bailout".



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Politician Action Figures for sale

By: Keith Alberstadt (C)
Submitted: Sep 15, 2008
Category: Political  Staff Pick!

Politician Action Figures for sale

Action figure versions of the Presidential candidates and their running mates are now being sold on the internet.  It's a crucial time for it too, since G.I. Joe is still deployed and the banks foreclosed on the Barbie Dream House.



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McCain and Obama at Baskin Robbins

By: Keith Alberstadt (C)
Submitted: Sep 15, 2008
Category: Political  Staff Pick!
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Ice Cream

47 Jokes  1 Videos

McCain and Obama at Baskin Robbins

Baskin-Robbins has introduced political ice cream flavors, with the Obama flavor being "Whirl of Change" and the McCain flavor called "Straight Talk Crunch".  Orders for third-party flavors will also be taken, and then thrown away. 



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Sarah Palin Teleprompter Trick

By: Keith Alberstadt (C)
Submitted: Sep 12, 2008
Category: Political  Staff Pick!
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George Bush

653 Jokes  17 Videos

Sarah Palin Teleprompter Trick

It was reported that during the GOP convention, to prevent Sarah Palin from pronouncing "nuclear" as "new-cu-lur," like President Bush does, the teleprompter during her speech spelled the word out phonetically.  When he heard the news, Bush was proud, saying that it's innovation like this that makes the terrorists hate us so much. 


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Gary Coleman Gets in Fight at Bowling Alley

By: Keith Alberstadt (C)
Submitted: Sep 10, 2008
Category: Entertainment  
From Hot Topic

Gary Coleman

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Gary Coleman Gets in Fight at Bowling Alley

Police in Utah say actor Gary Coleman hit a fan with his truck outside a bowling alley after arguing with him over some snapshots. Thankfully the fight was broken up by Todd Bridges who was on break from the shoe rental desk. 


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Ellen's First Show As Wife

By: Keith Alberstadt (C)
Submitted: Sep 10, 2008
Category: Entertainment  
From Hot Topic

Ellen DeGeneres

20 Jokes  1 Videos

Ellen's First Show As Wife

Ellen DeGeneres taped her first show as a married woman.  Viewers could tell she was married because not only did she wear a big ring, but she also mentioned never having to give oral sex anymore. 



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