Franca and Antonia Munoz-Juvera are 26-year-old twins who work as teachers at the same California high school.  Both are facing felony charges as a result of an illicit sexual relationship with a female student.

Note to friends:  Christmas cards will be a little late this year. 

I have writer's cramp from all the fantasies I've added to my special list as a result of this story.

An Illinois high school senior was arrested on charges that he ejaculated into a a bottle of ranch dressing in the school cafeteria.

School officials are checking with lawyers to see if they need to change the labels on the bottles which say Newman's Own.

Compellis Pharmaceuticals said it will begin human trials next year of a nasal spray designed to fight obesity by blocking the senses of smell and taste.

Wall Street rallied on the news as traders expressed excitement about the possibility of being able to get their cocaine in a handy spray form.

On December 16th, former Washington D.C. mayor Marion Barry was stopped by Park Police and arrested for driving with a suspended license.

Police also charged Barry with wearing white after Labor Day.

Barry is considering suing the government saying he was humiliated and severely inconvenienced.

After a brief look at the kind of year Barry's had..

• November 14, 2006: Barry Pleads Not Guilty To DUI
• September 11, 2006: Marion Barry Detained By Police
• August 7, 2006: Barry Facing More Legal Woes
• May 12, 2006: Police: Former Mayor Fails Field Sobriety Test
• March 9, 2006: Marion Barry Sentenced On Tax Charges
• February 27, 2006: Barry Shows Off Gasifier Machine
• February 8, 2006: Federal Judge Postpones Barry Sentencing
• February 7, 2006: Marion Barry Heads Back To Court
• January 11, 2006: Marion Barry Fails Drug Test

Scientists fear that the Chinese white-fin dolphin known as the "goddess of the river" has been rendered extinct due to overfishing and increased shipping on the Yangtze River.

The extinction was termed "an accident" by a recent Scotland Yard investigation but Dodi Fayed suspects foul play.

Reverend Al Sharpton said he believed the only reason the media focused attention on the extinction was because the dolphin was white.

 Drug maker Eli Lilly is being sued over its top selling drug Zyprexa which is used to treat schizophrenia.

Commenting on studies showed 30 percent of patients taking Zyprexa gained 22 pounds or more after a year on the drug, and some patients gained over 100 pounds, a company spokesman said, "That's just crazy talk."

The FDA is holding hearings on whether to expand warning labels on anti-depressants due to risks of suicidal behavior.

Lawyers for the major drug companies say all that is required is closer monitoring of patients.

In a related development, company lawyers also urged the FDA to speed up approval of a new drug designed to combat paranoia.