An Air Force staff sergeant who posed nude for Playboy magazine has been relieved of her duties while the military investigates.

Meanwhile, 21,500 other troops will be exposed over the next year.

The Democrats picked Denver, Colorado as the site for next year's Democratic National Convention guaranteeing the city will face a second straight year with a record snow job.

Basketball star Jason Kidd filed for divorce from his wife of 13 years claiming she abused him.

Also named in the suit: every other point guard in the NBA.

A spokesman for Bally's Total Fitness in downtown Baghdad said the company would not refund the balance of Hussein's membership since it had a signed contract. 

"I Lost 215 Pounds in One Day!"* 

-G.W. Bush, Washington, D.C.

* Results not typical.  Individual results may vary.  As always, you should consult a doctor before picking a fight with one of the world's superpowers.

Back in Washington, D.C. the Clinton campaign staff scrambled to identify which trendy nightclub Hillary should show up at without underwear.

Or alternatively...
              Bum rap                                           Rap bum

Stun gun maker Taser will market a smaller, sleeker version for "safety and fashion conscious members of the public."