According to ABC News, Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie were spotted together at an L.A. steakhouse.

"We're still not speaking or anything," said Nicole. "We had just both stopped in to throw up."

I don't know about you guys, but there's nothing like a World's Biggest Pumpkin Competition to make me forget the world is in its final days.

A bodyguard for Angelrad was caught on tape roughing up a British photographer in India. The photog said the bodyguard had his fingers on his windpipe and would kill him if he took their photo.

A spokesman for the übercouple was quick to issue a statement.

"As you all know, Brad and Angelina care very, very deeply about all the children of the world. But once those children grow up, they're considered fair game."

The Mark Foley scandal has entered a new phase. Foley has claimed his alcoholism and being molested as a teenager caused him to send sexually explicit emails to underage male Congressional pages. Mr. Foley's lawyer has just released a new list of causes for his client's pervy ways:

• Lactose Intolerance

• Vertigo

• Flat Feet

• Sleep Apnea

• Peanut Allergy

• Body Image Issues

• Epstein-Barr Syndrome

• Astigmatism

• Less Than Perfect Credit

• Toothache

• Toxic Mold

• Dyslexia

• 9/11

Stay tuned for more late-breaking developments and excuses in this case.

"I was dismayed and shocked to learn about Congressman Foley's unacceptable behavior," the President said at a California elementary school named after himself.

"I was disgusted by the revelations and disappointed that he would violate the trust of the citizens. Who does this guy think he is—me?"

Jack Neal, an English 3-year old, figured out how to get onto eBay and buy a pink convertible.

His mom, Rachel, said, "Jack's a whizz on the PC and pressed all the right buttons. In fact, we've known he was special since he said his first word — Fabulous."

(Source: Reuters)