Satan said to be freaking out that Donald Rumsfeld is now "out there and looking."

Now that K-Fed is out of the picture, Britney Spears is finally free to get back to doing what she does best: making mind-numbingly awful music for gay men.

Anthony "Super Combo" DeVito here. I've just named myself the official movie critic for DailyComedy.com, because I felt like it. Here are some of my latest reviews!

Man Of The Year

Oh my God, isn't Robin Williams brilliant? Once he gets on a roll, it's hysterical! I can't believe how funny he is! All those crazy voices and characters... the gay guy, the southern preacher, not to mention the rapid-fire delivery! Wait, how long was I in that coma? 4 stars.

Running With Scissors

Why pay 10 bucks when you can see real families wallow in their own emotional feces on TV every night of the week for free. 4 stars.

Flags Of Our Fathers

Does this theater offer an AARP discount on top of the matinee discount? 4 stars.

The Departed

Martin Scorsese directs the first drama about Irish guys from Boston talking on cellphones. Hey Oscar, can you hear me now? Didn't think so. 4 stars.

Britney Spears is seeking sole custody of her 2 children, but will not be asking for child support from Kevin Federline.

After she stopped laughing, Spears was overheard saying "maybe when he's, like, settled in his new career, he can use his employee discount and bring over some Happy Meals for the kids."

Britney Spears and that wigga from YouTube are getting divorced.

If THEY can't make it work, what chance do the rest of us have?

His only request:

"Just not by nerve gas. Trust me, that stuff is inhuman."