"They always ask where you see yourself in 5 years when you get a new job," he said. "I see myself not being blown to smithereens."

LOS ANGELES - A confused Mexican woman put her one-month-old grandson in a plastic bin and sent him through an X-ray machine at Los Angeles International Airport.

A doctor who examined the baby said, "The boy wasn't harmed by the dose of radiation he received, but we are kind of hoping he develops some really awesome powers when he gets older."

SOUTH KOREA — Lee Byeong-Chun, a veterinary professor at Seoul National University, claims he has succeeded in cloning a female dog.

"And you can barely taste the difference!" proclaimed Lee.

Nicole Richie was arrested for DUI early Monday after her Mercedes SUV was reported going the wrong way on the freeway."

I was not drunk," said Richie in a statement. "I was just a little woozy because I haven't eaten since August."