Bill Maher told Larry King on Wednesday it is well known in Washington that Republican National Committee Chairman Ken Mehlman is a closet jew. When King stated he had never heard that about Mehlman, Maher quipped, "I guess you and I don't go to the same bath houses, Larry. I've seen this faigele's schlong up close and personal. In a bath house. He's either a jew or he had a nasty slip with a potato peeler."

Bush declares "Faith is what our strategy in dealing with N. Korea desperately needs. I've said this before. The Democrats just don't understand country music." Democrats responded by decrying Bush's failed "Texas Hold'em" diplomacy and called for the next Secretary of State to be Carrie Underwood.

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