What a depressing week it has been.  Celebrity death after celebrity death, train accidents, plane crashes, O'Bama's kind of boring, gas is inching back up and the economy still sucks.

It's been a hard week to find something funny to write about.  Which begs the question; 'Where in the world is George W. Bush?" 

TV Pitchman Billy Mays was found dead in his home Sunday morning.  Cause of death is still unknown.  However, Billy was on a flight that had a hard landing and hit his head very hard.  Billy also complained about not feeling well before going to bed to his wife. 

Devasted the Sham Wow guy was quoted as saying "I guess the German's didn't make that plane because you know they make good stuff." 

McDonalds added the McJackson Burger on it's menu today.  It's 50 year old meat between 10 year old buns. 

Rhode Islands official name is "State of Rhode Island and Providence Plantations".  To rid themselves of the name associated with slavery, the new name they chose is "Kunta Kinte Island".   

Holy crap his story was better than my Vegas story.  He was flying to Argentina to sleep with his mistress.  And I thought I was stretching the truth. 

The governor of South Carolina was missing for several days and now it has been announced that he was hiking.  His wife also did not know where he was.  Hiking?  If their definition of hiking is being shacked up in a Vegas hotel room with one or two of his 22 year old female interns, then yes, he was hiking.   

Divided by 2 attorneys = Ratings Gold.  New Gosselin family math.

Pull the plug on these two morons TLC.  You still have Amercian Choppers and that show with the Oompa Loompas, Little People, Big World. 

The FBI has listed more than 800 gun owners in the USA as potential terrorists.  Not that we are racially profiling but 799 of them were named Jethro or Billy Bob and one was named Ahmed Killamerika Binladenabad.

This ought to really help the residents of Oklahoma almost Quadruple their salaries.  I drove through Oklahoma once (first and last time) and they place old cars around their properties like many of us would plant bushes, flowers, trees or garden gnomes.   

I would love to know how many millions of dollars are spent every year evaluating whether life existed on Mars or if we could pack and move there.  Well 3 billion years ago there was a lake there.  A lot of good that does us now.  That's kind of like running out of gas in the desert and having somebody stop by to say "Too bad you're out of gas, 5 years ago there was a gas station in this very spot" and then speeding off on you. 

Maybe we can cure hunger here before we send another robotic remote control car to Mars to find out it's full of rocks.  NASA stands for Not As Smart As You Think.  I guess that's NASAYT.