It is now called "Nobody Shops At Sears For Clothes Tower". 

She was heard saying "I'm just no longer doing what I was doing before and not taking on any of those responsibilities any longer to make things easier in my life which might sound like quitting but it's really like taking a long vacation that you just kind of never come back from or like breaking up with someone who you never really officially call or talk about breaking up but you both just know that your no longer dating so it's not really quitting you know what I mean?"

NOPE.

Ever apparant that Obama has never had a catch with his father, I figured out why he comes off as an arrogant pain in the ass.  He was the last kid picked in pick up games in Hawaii.  "Ok, you guys get Barack"...."We don't want Barack, he throws like a girl.  We'll trade you for the kid with one eye and leg braces." 

I stopped at Wal-Mart yesterday for Shock for my hot tub.  As I was walking toward the pool section I noticed a sign on one of the endcaps.  The item that was for sale is not important, but, I thought Rollback at Wal-Mart meant "on sale".  If you can't read the picture I took with my cell phone, the sign says WAS $6.98, NOW $6.98.  Now, I am no accountant but that doesn't appear to be a big savings.  According to my calculations thats a 0% savings.  Sam Walton must have taken some crazy math class that we don't know about in Texas. 

I just picture Wal-Mart shoppers walking around like zombies grabbing the item because there is a big pretty sign above their head with big giant numbers.  And as a kicker, it was raining outside and they still had their sprinkler running on all of the flowers.  Must have extra money from all of those phantom sales they run. 

Oh, wait.  Erin Andrews was hit by a Foul Ball on the chin.  Sorry.   

Once again Serena Williams has beaten her sister Venus at Wimbledon. 

If I were Serena, I would bring that silver platter looking thing they give you when you win Wimbledon to this years family christmas party.  Then, I would have my dinner served on that plate and eat in front of Venus.   

After your picnics, parties, parades and other family fun make sure you spend this evening of our independence and celebration of our freedom blowing stuff up.  Then, when the cops come, put you in the squad car, read you your rights, throw you in the holding center until monday morning until you're in front of a judge who berates you and slaps you with a $500 ticket, you can stand up and say, "I'm proud to be an American". 

Kimberly Jong Il is back at it violating the UN and filling up the Japan Sea full of missles.  And poor South Korea just keeps tattling on them.  South Korea is kind of a narc. 

They're kind of like that real nice neighbor that lives next to the guy whose dog craps on their lawn and plays his music too loud.  Just keep calling the cops and calling the cops until one day the rotten neighbors house burns down in what appears to be an arson but no one really cares.  The other world leaders need to take Kim GoolaJong Illin' out to get laid.  Take him to Canada and show him the ballet. 

Governor Palin has announced that she will resign on July 26.  This has led many to speculate a Presidential run and perhaps a television or radio show in the mean time. 

Personally I am hoping that she had a mistress in Argentina and there are pictures and videos and posters and trading cards made of the two women.  Or, one of those 4 picture rolls you get from those photo-booths in the mall.