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 "I'm a black man turning white on television and people can see it," says Lee Thomas, an anchor and entertainment reporter for the local Fox Broadcasting Company who has vitiligo, a disorder in which pigment-making cells are destroyed.
"There is no cause. There is no cure, and it's very random," Thomas says. "I could turn all the way white or mostly white."
This means that they can finally give him a raise depending on the outcome of his whiteness..
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 Matt Damon has been named the "sexiest man alive" by People magazine.
In related news, People Magazine has been named "shittiest magazine ever" by everyone else.
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 The 13-year-old student with whom a middle school teacher is accused of having an affair with is an illegal immigrant.
Well, there goes the "immigrants doing jobs American's don't want" excuse right down the drain!
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 A Central Florida man is accused of punching and attacking a body inside an open casket during a funeral.
Timothy Cleary said he is just a man of his word when he said "the next time I see that dude, I am going to kick his ass".
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 A nationally syndicated radio host is urging black Americans to refrain from spending money Friday, and his efforts are garnering support from some of the civil rights movement's heaviest hitters.
Good!, finally "whitey" can get some decent crack.
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 Linda Stein, a former manager of the Ramones who later became known as "the Realtor for the stars," was found beaten to death in her posh Fifth Avenue apartment, police said Thursday.
Apparently, the weapon was an "ugly stick".
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 Television bounty hunter Duane "Dog" Chapman apologized for repeatedly using the "N" word in a profanity-laced tirade during a private phone conversation with his son that was recorded and posted online.
And he should have used the other "N" word (No) when his barber asked if he wanted a mullet.
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 Harry Potter's author J.K. Rowling's makes a revelation that master wizard Albus Dumbledore is gay.
And in related news, I have also made a revalation that if you read these books, YOU are gay!
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 The Palace Mobile Home Trailer Park is a place that welcomes sex offenders. Ninety-five of these 200 residents are convicted sex offenders with ankle bracelets, including some pedophiles.
They also hold the record for buying the most Halloween candy.
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Pam Anderson filed for divorce. She should claim "irreconcilable similarities" - since they are both worthless whores and human stains.
