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Wild Willy Parsons
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I think your stuff is awesome. Glad it's getting in my e mails.
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 Presidential candidates have been linked to be distant relatives of some famous people. Barack Obama is related to Brad Pitt and Hillary Clinton is related to Angelina Jolie. Not to be outdone, it has been determined that John McCain is George Washington's uncle.
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 U.S. Navy gunners in the Pacific have just a 10-second window to fire at and destroy the runaway satellite at a cost of 60 million dollars.
The last time the Navy had 10 seconds to act and 60 million dollars to spend, we got a fucking ashtray!
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 Hollywood director Oliver Stone is preparing to make a film that takes an in depth look at how President Bush came to power.
It will be called "Buffoon"
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 Omar Osama bin Laden bears a striking resemblance to his notorious father -- except for the dreadlocks that dangle halfway down his back. Then there's the black leather biker jacket.
If the mission of peace fails, I believe he can play defensive back in the NFL.
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 At least 13 Mexican musicians/singers have been killed. Someone is out to rid the crooners singing about the drug trade.
Just in case the killer or killers are reading my jokes, they ought to know that Britney Spears, Amy Winehouse, Tyra Banks, Rosie O'Donnell and Sarah Silverman are all of Mexican descent and are speaking out against the drug trade as well. Contact me for their addresses.
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 A man dressed as Santa Claus was knocked unconscious by a thrown object that hit his face while he was riding on the back of a truck decorated as a sleigh.
Police said to be on the lookout for this guy -------->
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 Jamie Lynn Spears, the 16-year-old "Zoey 101" star and sister of Britney, told OK! magazine that she's pregnant.
She stated that "it's no big deal, it's not like I shaved my head!"
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 A father and his three teenage children have been found alive in the rugged hills of northern California.
They found out the hard way that searching for a Christmas tree in a blizzard is much harder than jumping a fence or swimming across a canal.
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Actor Charlton Heston has died. I guess it's time to pry that gun from his dead cold hands.
Checkmate!
