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 Academy Award-winning actress Tatum O'Neal was released after her arraignment at a Manhattan courtroom Monday stemming from her weekend arrest for allegedly buying crack cocaine.
She denied this accusation by crying out that all of her crack is clearly labeled "Happy Birthday Addie" from her aunt Helen in Wichita.
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 Fredric J. Baur age 89, the man who designed the Pringles potato chip packaging system was so proud of his accomplishment that a portion of his ashes has been buried in one of the iconic cans.
I believe the can was labeled "Old Fart and Vinegar"
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 After the successful surgery to remove a malignant tumor from his brain, Senator Edward Kennedy said "I feel like a million bucks".
And he should know what a million bucks feels like since that is what he used to pay off the Chappaquiddick Police investigators back in 1969.
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 Space shuttle Discovery which was sent up to repair the international space station toilet has arrived and safely delivered a mammoth lab and two new occupants: a NASA astronaut and Buzz Lightyear.
Apparently, Buzz was sent up to "jiggle the handle".
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 An Australian governor gave a posthumous pardon Tuesday to a man hanged 86 years ago for the rape and murder of a young girl, after new research discredited the evidence used for his conviction.
He will be exhumed today, offered an apology as well as a dozen turtleneck sweaters.
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 Iraqi soldiers rounded up six teenagers in northern Iraq who were being trained, against their will, to carry out suicide bombings for al Qaeda.
Gee, I can't even get my teenagers to carry out the trash!
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 The NAACP has chosen Ben Jealous as its new president after a contentious debate that lasted long into the night.
Other candidates included, Al Bino, Marsha Dimes, Gil T. Azell, Dane Jeriss and the greatly disappointed Will Wynn.
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 BERKELEY, Calif. -- Robert Mondavi, the pioneering vintner who put California wine country on the global map, died peacefully at his home in Yountville on Friday.
He was AGED 94 years. His BODY was found by the AROMA of the BOUQUET which was BITTER and EARTHY, yet STEELY and TOASTY with a hint of a DISTINGUISHED, almost NUTTY COMPLEX BITE.
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 Eight Belles finished second in the Kentucky Derby and then broke both front ankles. She was euthanized on the track.
See there kids, there is no glory for second place.
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 Charlton Heston passed away after battling Alzheimer's for 5 years.....or was it 6.....or was it.....who are you people?.....damned dirty apes!
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