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I think your stuff is awesome. Glad it's getting in my e mails.
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 After nearly three years of excavation, archaeologists have confirmed the discovery of the site of George Washington's boyhood home near the banks of the Rappahannock River in northeast Virginia.
They also discovered a tricycle belonging to his boyhood friend, John McCain.
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 Starbucks coffee chain that has been feeling the pinch of a tightening economy says it will close 600 stores, which is about 8.5% of its 7,100 total stores.
In related news, the soccer mom and gay suicide rate will increase about 8.5%.
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 Lesbian rights activists Del Martin, 87, and Phyllis Lyon, 84, were the first same-sex couple to receive a legal marriage license in San Francisco.
After witnessing them kiss, most of the awaiting "brides to be" ran out to give cock one more shot.
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 New York Giants Super Bowl rings were among $2 million worth of precious items stolen from an Attleboro jewelry company.
The New England Patriots were cleared of suspicion when their alibi checked out that had them all at Best Buy purchasing new video equipment for the upcoming season.
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 A man ran over a group of people with his truck and then stabbed at least 15 in a video game district of downtown Tokyo Sunday afternoon.
It could have been much worse because on the next level he would have earned a flamethrower.
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 Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, the confessed mastermind of the 9/11 terrorist attacks on America said a courtroom artist at his arraignment Thursday made his nose look too big.
He said nothing about the missing horns.
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 Texas police were astounded by the 15 Chinese immigrants found in the back of a sport-utility vehicle near this small border town.
The driver of the SUV stated that he "needed to take just a SLIGHT left at the center of the Earth and that this will definately set a new mark on the ol' chinese can't drive campaign".
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 Hillary Clinton has officially conveyed her desire for being the Vice President, by reserving a black convertible for Barack Obama to use for his victory parade in Dallas.
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 Former President Jimmy Carter has officially endorsed Barack Obama.
Hillary Clinton has responded in her typical denial mode by saying that his endorsement doesn't amount to peanuts.
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R. Kelly has been acquitted of all charges. Reaction has been mixed with the most extreme being Tim Russert dying of a heart attack.
