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Wild Willy Parsons
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Gimme some head!

By: Wild Willy Parsons (C)
Submitted: Jul 31, 2008
Category: News  
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Dating

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Gimme some head!As horrified travelers watched, a Greyhound Canada bus passenger repeatedly stabbed and then decapitated a young man who was sitting and sleeping beside him.

And I thought my girlfriend was intolerant of my snoring. Off to the florist for me.

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Polly wanna cracker?

By: Wild Willy Parsons (C)
Submitted: Jul 29, 2008
Category: News  Staff Pick!
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John McCain

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Polly wanna cracker?A biopsy on a patch of skin removed from John McCain's temple Monday shows no evidence the Arizona senator has skin cancer.

It was determined that it was just scar tissue from a wound he received as a child from his pet terradactyl.

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Everybody wins

By: Wild Willy Parsons (C)
Submitted: Jul 29, 2008
Category: News  

Everybody winsThree militants awaiting execution for the 2002 Bali bombings plan to challenge the legality of death by firing squad because they would prefer to be beheaded due to it supposedly being less painful.

Easy fix, just blow their militant heads off with a shotgun. Everybody wins!

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How much is that cock in the window?

By: Wild Willy Parsons (C)
Submitted: Jul 28, 2008
Category: News  Staff Pick!
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Dirty Mouth

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How much is that cock in the window?Singer Amy Winehouse was rushed to a London hospital Monday night.

Apparently she walked naked past a mirror and saw her penis.

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Gray area

By: Wild Willy Parsons (C)
Submitted: Jul 28, 2008
Category: News  
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George Bush

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Gray areaPresident Bush has approved the Army's request to execute a soldier convicted of rape and murder. Pvt. Ronald Gray has been on the military's death row at Fort Leavenworth, Kansas, since 1988.

He will be forced to drive a U.S. Army Humvee down an Iraqi highway.

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It's a Girl

By: Wild Willy Parsons (C)
Submitted: Jul 27, 2008
Category: News  
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Marriage

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It's a GirlSan Francisco Mayor Gavin Newsom took a break from his busy job and gubernatorial ambitions to marry actress Jennifer Siebel at her parents' Montana ranch.

Wow those gays are brutal, even their own Mayor has to leave town to marry a woman.

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What can Brown do for you?

By: Wild Willy Parsons (C)
Submitted: Jul 27, 2008
Category: News  Staff Pick!
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Chicago

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What can Brown do for you?Jeff Hornagold loved being a UPS driver. So when the suburban Chicago man died this week of lung cancer, longtime co-worker Michael McGowan agreed to take him on one last delivery and transported Hornagold's body to Saturday's funeral services in his UPS truck.

Of course he was late, damaged and no one would sign for him.

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Submitted for your approval

By: Wild Willy Parsons (C)
Submitted: Jul 13, 2008
Category: Weird  Staff Pick!

Submitted for your approvalWilliam Herrman, 70, was shot dead by a shotgun blast during a skeet tournament at The Old Fisherman Club.

In a bizarre twist of events, a man was killed by a fishing lure during a bass tournament down at The Old Shotgun Club.

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All in the Family

By: Wild Willy Parsons (C)
Submitted: Jul 12, 2008
Category: News  Staff Pick!
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George Bush

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All in the FamilyActors Josh Brolin and Jeffrey Wright and five others involved in filming Oliver Stone's George Bush biopic movie "W" were arrested during a bar fight Saturday morning, police said.

Apparently the fight broke out when no one could cover Jenna Bush's bar tab.

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In case of Rapture, driver will disappear

By: Wild Willy Parsons (C)
Submitted: Jul 7, 2008
Category: News  Staff Pick!
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Religion

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In case of Rapture, driver will disappearSouth Carolina drivers may soon be able to profess their Christian faith with a state-issued license plate featuring a Christian cross and the words "I Believe".

The original was rejected for being too long as it read, "I Believe the Jews Killed Christ".

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