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Wild Willy Parsons
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I smell Oscar

By: Wild Willy Parsons (C)
Submitted: Sep 1, 2008
Category: Entertainment  
From Hot Topic

Oscar

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I smell Oscar

Oscar-winning actress Helen Mirren who played "The Queen" has revealed she was date-raped a couple times and did lots of cocaine when she was a student.

Variety reports that she has now surpassed Amy Winehouse as the front runner to play the lead in "Coke Whore".


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Cheaters never prosper

By: Wild Willy Parsons (C)
Submitted: Sep 1, 2008
Category: News  Staff Pick!
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China

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Cheaters never prosper

An explosion at a fireworks plant killed 15 people and wounded six others in northern China, state media reported Sunday.

In hindsight, this is where the fake Olympics fireworks display would have paid off.


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Moonwalker

By: Wild Willy Parsons (C)
Submitted: Aug 30, 2008
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!
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Michael Jackson

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Moonwalker

Michael Jackson celebrated his 50th birthday Friday.

In related news, his nose turns 25.


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XXX Files

By: Wild Willy Parsons (C)
Submitted: Aug 29, 2008
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!
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David Duchovny

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XXX Files

David Duchovny has entered a rehabilitation facility for sex addiction.

The truth is out there and he has repeatedly banged it.


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Whole lotta Rosie

By: Wild Willy Parsons (C)
Submitted: Aug 27, 2008
Category: News  
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Rosie O'Donnell

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Whole lotta Rosie

New satellite measurements show that crucial sea ice in the Arctic Ocean has plummeted to its second-lowest level on record.

The lowest level was recorded last year during a visit by Rosie O'Donnell.


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Strap-on yard sale this Sunday

By: Wild Willy Parsons (C)
Submitted: Aug 27, 2008
Category: News  
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Gay Marriage

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Strap-on yard sale this Sunday

Lesbian activist Del Martin, at the forefront of the battle for same-sex marriage in California, died Wednesday in San Francisco. She was 87.

Although the cause of death was not listed, her surviving partner said that she had a severe licker problem and even though they were legally married, she still won't receive dick.


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The Bucket List

By: Wild Willy Parsons (C)
Submitted: Aug 27, 2008
Category: News  
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Gay and Lesbian

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The Bucket List

Dave Freeman, co-author of "100 Things to Do Before You Die," has died. He was just 47.

Apparently, not included in the book was to celebrate his 48th birthday.


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Git er Done!

By: Wild Willy Parsons (C)
Submitted: Aug 14, 2008
Category: News  Staff Pick!
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Georgia

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Git er Done!A Georgia man is accused of holding his wife and children captive in a trash-filled mobile home for three years.

If convicted, the entire South may be arrested.

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How's the weather up there?

By: Wild Willy Parsons (C)
Submitted: Aug 13, 2008
Category: Weird  
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Indiana

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How's the weather up there?An Indiana woman recognized as the world's tallest female has died.

She will be buried Sunday in Indiana and Ohio.

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A Chink in the Armor

By: Wild Willy Parsons (C)
Submitted: Aug 12, 2008
Category: News  
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China

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A Chink in the ArmorLin Miaoke, who performed "Ode to the Motherland" which captivated millions of viewers during the opening ceremony of the Beijing Olympics was lip-syncing to the sound of another girl, 7-year-old Yang Peiyi, who was heard but not seen, apparently because she was deemed not cute enough.

If only Amy Winehouse was chinese.

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