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Wild Willy Parsons
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Cracker Cracks

By: Wild Willy Parsons (C)
Submitted: Sep 17, 2009
Category: News  Staff Pick!
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FBI

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Cracker Cracks

The FBI is investigating as a possible hate crime incident in which a black woman was beaten to the ground by a white man at the entrance to the Cracker Barrel restaurant in Morrow, Georgia.

Who would have guessed that a place called the "Cracker" Barrel would be ground zero for any kind of racial attacks.


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Dirty Dancing

By: Wild Willy Parsons (C)
Submitted: Sep 16, 2009
Category: Political  Staff Pick!
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Dancing with the Stars

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Dirty Dancing

Former House Majority Leader Tom DeLay was injured while rehearsing for ABC's "Dancing With the Stars."

Apparently, he can only do the two-step after an indictment.


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Fool Health Coverage Plan

By: Wild Willy Parsons (C)
Submitted: Sep 11, 2009
Category: Political  Staff Pick!
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Health Care

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Fool Health Coverage Plan

Less than a day after Rep. Joe Wilson formally apologized to President Obama over his "you lie" outburst, the South Carolina Republican has raised "more than $200,000".

Now we only need about 449 thousand more outbursts and this 90 billion dollar health care plan is paid for.


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What Died?

By: Wild Willy Parsons (C)
Submitted: Sep 11, 2009
Category: Political  
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Rush Limbaugh

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What Died?

The San Mateo County morgue was evacuated Thursday after a body undergoing an autopsy began to release a strong chemical odor.

It was discovered that earlier in the morning, the patient had ingested a bunch of sour grapes from Rush Limbaugh.


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The Quick and the Dead

By: Wild Willy Parsons (C)
Submitted: Sep 9, 2009
Category: News  Staff Pick!
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Animal

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The Quick and the Dead

A cheetah from the Cincinnati Zoo became the world's fastest land mammal Wednesday by doing the 100 meter dash in a record 6.13 seconds.

Also a record, the zookeeper, the late Elmer Scattle did it in 6.14 seconds.


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Nailin' Palin

By: Wild Willy Parsons (C)
Submitted: Sep 8, 2009
Category: Political  Staff Pick!
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Bristol Palin

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Nailin' Palin

If you've ever wanted to eat dinner with Sarah Palin, now's your chance. With bids starting at $25,000, eBay is auctioning off a dinner with the former Alaska governor.

But for just 2 joints, a six pack and some Pampers, you could bang her daughter Bristol.


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Rushed to Death

By: Wild Willy Parsons (C)
Submitted: Aug 27, 2009
Category: Political  Staff Pick!
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Rush Limbaugh

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Rushed to Death

Rush Limbaugh offered himself some kudos for predicting in March that the health care bill wouldn't be passed before Ted Kennedy's death and that it would be named in his honor.

I predict that following the death of Rush Limbaugh, the makers of OxyContin will honor him by renaming their product, BigFatCondescendingBlowhardtin.

 

 

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War is Hell

By: Wild Willy Parsons (C)
Submitted: Aug 23, 2009
Category: News  Staff Pick!
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Iraq

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War is Hell

Ramadan, the holy month of Islam, began Saturday with Iraqis hoping for tranquility but fearful after recent attacks cutting off food supplies.

Looks like it will be a long month of eating Top Ramadan.


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Fidelity Castrocized

By: Wild Willy Parsons (C)
Submitted: Aug 23, 2009
Category: News  Staff Pick!
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Fidel Castro

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Fidelity Castrocized

A new photo of ailing Communist leader Fidel Castro surfaced on Sunday, revealing a more healthy-looking man than in prior photos.

This is due to a low-fat diet, a strict regimen of vitamins and a new version of Photoshop.


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Mountains of Evidence

By: Wild Willy Parsons (C)
Submitted: Aug 22, 2009
Category: News  Staff Pick!
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Plastic Surgery

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Mountains of Evidence

The nude body of Jasmine Fiore , a former swimsuit model found last weekend in Orange County was identified through her breast implants' serial numbers.

They were of course, 00h00hmyg0d1 and 00h00hmyg0d2.


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