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 Sappy headed psuedo entertainer, Don Ho has passed away due to heart failure. Doctors said his heart was stopped by, you guessed it, a tiny bubble.
In a related story, 24,376 reporters will be fired this week for saying that he is survived by 20 little Ho's.
And to think, I will never get leighed again by Hawaii's biggest Ho. R.I.P.
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 MISSION VIEJO, California (AP) -- A California woman has given birth to the first baby conceived in the United States by means of frozen sperm and a frozen egg.
Doctor's said that the baby boy was doing fine despite the fact that it took several hours for them to determine it's true sex. When the baby finally warmed up a bit, out popped his little penis and testicles.
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 NEW YORK (AP) -- Betty and Bob Matas have retired and are moving to Arizona, but like many New Yorkers they don't drive, so they are hailing a taxicab to drive them. The trip will cost $3,000 plus gas, food and lodging.
I heard that it took them 4 months to find a driver that was not only willing to drive that far, but also willing to take a shower everyday.
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 MASON, Ohio — A Wayne Township volunteer firefighter has been charged with drunken driving, public indecency and disorderly conduct after being arrested in a park wearing a woman's blonde wig and bikini, officials said.
Excuse me Miss, your firehose is showing. Joe Francis bailed him out and signed him to appear in the new Firemen Gone Wild videos.
His official statement to Police was that he was "trying to attract the grieving Howard K. Stern".
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 MORTON, Illinois (CNN) -- At 8 o'clock on a recent Saturday morning, more than 250 men gathered at New Life Christian Church in Morton, Illinois, for a breakfast of porn and pancakes.
Wow, I bet that floor is sticky!
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 LOS ANGELES, California (AP) -- An Air Force veteran has filed a federal claim after an operation at a Veterans Administration hospital in which a healthy testicle was removed instead of a potentially cancerous one.
I suppose that he should never have said that "I would give my right nut to rid myself of cancer".
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 "The Homeland Security Department and the military will test whether "unmanned drones" flying 65,000 feet above the nation's busiest airports could be used to protect planes from being shot down by terrorists armed with shoulder-fired missiles."
How in the hell are Rosie O'Donnell and Billie Jean King going to protect us from terrorists?
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 Paul McCartney is the first artist to sign on the new Starbucks record label. If John Lennon were alive today, I believe he would have a "Venti" coronary.
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 Ex-pro football player and murderer O.J. Simpson has stepped off of the golf course, halted his search for the "real" killer, and has thrown his "hat in the ring" by stepping forward to claim that Anna Nicole's baby may be his. When asked as to why he is now claiming this, O.J. replied that he is "seeking more media attention, but doesn't feel up to killing anyone at this time".
He was then asked if he would supply some DNA to prove his case?, he said that "if you would just look close, the baby looks just like me".
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 Mega-Millions Lotto officials have announced that there were 2 winners in last nights record 370 million jackpot which immediately leap frogged them past Osama Bin Laden and Paris Hilton as the 2 most hated people in the world.
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