A judge has ordered a limit on media calls that murder suspect Drew Peterson may be allowed to make while in prison.

Apparently the trouble started when Peterson called a local Illinois radio show and announced that, once his trial was over, he planned to audition for "The Bachelor."  

Kansas City Royal Coco Crisp is returning to play following a brief bereavement leave.

The outfielder missed two games to attend memorial services for close friend and mentor Rudy Peebles. 

What more proof do you need that we as a people have taken a wrong turn somewhere? 

I was looking through my Frederick's of Hollywood catalog recently, and I couldn't help but notice that the models have a kind of low-brow, almost skanky quality to them; it sets them apart from their classier, Victoria's Secret counterparts that I have to confess, I find much more appealing. It's as if Victoria's Secret is to Playboy, what Frederick's of Hollywood is to Hustler Presents Barely Legal Russian Poon-Poon.

Now there's an SAT question that America's youth can really get behind!

Actor Kevin Bacon was robbed in a New York City subway station this past Thursday, an unfortunate occurrence that left him without his Blackberry and immediately connectible to over 8 million people by a single degree.

I happened to catch Britney Spears' "If You Seek Amy" followed closely by Lady Gaga's "Just Dance" and then the Pussycat Dolls' "Buttons" on the radio, and y'know, I have a feeling that it won't be too long before we see a female pop group with a truly honest stage name:

"And now, performing their smash hit single 'I Swallow So You'll Like Me' from their debut album titled 'Self Esteem' - give it up for DADDY ISSUES!!"

I think it would make for a nice change of pace, don't you? 

Nobody can look "badass" while eating an ice cream cone. 

This year's American Idol winner was called an upset by many, as "boy next door" Kris Allen won this year's competition over "theatrical" favorite Adam Lambert.

Oh, wait - I thought that said "thespian," hang on...

In one week, The Bachelor contestant Melissa Rycroft will win this season's Dancing With The Stars.

In two weeks, she will be brought back onto the show specifically to be disqualified on live television.