Wal-Mart Stores, the world's biggest retailer, must pay at least $78.5 million for forcing employees to work through rest breaks and off the clock. Greeters around the nation were allowed to celebrate by pulling a double shift.

Lead plaintiff Dolores Hummel said she worked at a Sam's Club for 10 years to support her son, whom she claims refuses to move out.

The United States is still unsure of whether or not North Korea actually conducted a nuclear weapons test. Apparently, our own spy satellites were too busy searching for another sidewalk cigarette.

The Washington Post has reported that a former page of Mark Foley showed Rep. Jim Kolbe some Internet messages from Foley that had made the page uncomfortable. To ease the pages discomfort, Kolbe then passed the messages on to the Washington Post.

North Korea said Monday it has performed its first underground nuclear weapons test. Sunglasses were still mandatory.

It's still unclear whether an actual test took place. The U.S. Geological Survey said it detected no seismic activity in North Korea, since North Korea is not in the U.S..

For the past five years, Sen. George Allen has failed to tell Congress about stock options he got for his work as a director of a high-tech company. Allens' page was unavailable for comment.

In his recent weekly radio address, President Bush stated ..."Our goal is clear: Children and teachers should never fear for their safety when they enter a classroom." Unfortunately, the Amish will never hear it.

BEVERLY HILLS (AP) — Of the dozens of vintage gowns and flashy costumes Cher put up for auction, a skimpy black number made of fishnet, rhinestone and patches of fabric got the highest bid from a man who accidentally coughed.