Caroline Kennedy Schlossberg, right, reportedly is interested in the U.S. Senate seat that will be vacated by Hillary Rodham Clinton. "But I want to have it re-upholstered", said Schlossberg ... "It just wreaks of SOMEBODYS' power".

EVANSVILLE, Ind. - Revealing tops are out and bras are now a must for women visiting prisoners at the Vanderburgh County Jail. Jail officials imposed a new dress code policy after several incidents in which women visiting the jail exposed themselves to male prisoners.

One official made it very clear ... "If I can't see 'em, nobody sees 'em."

LOS LUNAS, N.M. -- Three workers at a Burger King restaurant were arrested after two Isleta tribal police officers discovered that the hamburgers they ordered were sprinkled with marijuana.

"I knew something was weird ..." said an officer. "The more I ate, the hungrier I got."

BLUEFIELD, W.Va. - The search for a leaky water pipe led to the recent discovery of a hidden room at the former West Virginian Hotel in Bluefield. Maintenance worker Dan Kirby was knocking down a wall looking for pipes two weeks ago when he found an entire room.

Let me repeat that ... HE KNOCKED DOWN A WALL LOOKING FOR PIPES.

BERLIN -- A German entrepreneur wants to create a nostalgic smokers' haven above the clouds by starting a nicotine-friendly airline offering Cuban cigars, caviar and flight attendants in designer uniforms -- as well as smoking allowed in every seat.

You've got to be kidding me. Designer uniforms?

John Kerry said today that he deserves a second chance if he decides to take another crack at becoming the president. The president said he deserves another chance to give John Kerry a second crack.