LONDON (AP) — A DNA test will be performed to determine if a 13-year-old boy fathered a baby with his 15-year-old girlfriend, his spokesman said Monday. Several other teenage boys have also come forward claiming to be the father of the newborn baby girl.

President Barack Obama spoke thursday to the Department of Energy, concerning the economic stimulus plan. Reciting the words of former president Bill Clinton to a then up-and-coming intern ... "The time for talk is over, the time for action is now."

In Addyston, Ohio, a horrendous smell which became almost unbearable by Oktoberfest of 2004, finally led to the closure of Meredith Hitchens Elementary School. A third grader eventually claimed responsibility.

Ruth Breech, a community activist, claimed that the air outside the building, although never pristine, "smelled weird and everyone noticed it."

Cows that are given names produce more milk than those that are not, says a new study out of England.

Yeah, but it doesn't count if you're screaming at them.

A website that publishes anonymous, sometimes malicious gossip about college students has agreed to cease operations.
Or so I've heard.

Michael Phelps recently admitted to being his most joyful in a swimming pool. "It's like being high all the time."

Five new papers found no special link between high-fructose corn syrup and obesity.From a journalists point of view, that has to be the crappiest assignment ever.

President Bush said Friday that the fight in Iraq has been longer and more costly than expected. Kinda like O.J. Simpsons' freedom.

 A jury convicted pop singer Boy George Friday of falsely imprisoning a male escort, by handcuffing the man to a wall hook for under an hour. Norwegian escort Audun Carlsen said he was never actually afraid of George, he was just extremely annoyed at his constant singing.

Hillary Clinton is surrounding herself with a cast of die-hard loyalists to her husband's administration. Or was that 'die-casts of hard loyalists'?