Aerosmith's Steven Tyler admitted he suffered a three-year battle with hepatitis, shocking his fans who thought he'd had it much longer than that.

The New Orleans Saints beat the Atlanta Falcons in their first home game since hurricane Katrina, causing the flood waters to recede and repairing all the damaged homes.

Mel Gibson criticized the Iraq war during a recent press conference, saying they we shouldn't be shedding needless blood over there. Which makes sense, since they hate Jews, too.

Philadelphia's Ryan Howard is on the verge of reaching 60 homeruns. The record books will carry an asterisk to show that Howard didn’t cheat.

America’s loss in the Ryder compliments their losses in the Davis Cup, the World Cup, the World Basketball Championships, the Olympics, and the dollar.

The last time the Americans won an international competition was the Persian Gulf.