The priceless work was returned to relieved museum officials.

For those in DailyComedy.com's 18-34-year-old demographic not familiar with the work, perhaps this will help:

Jonathan Edington, a 29-year-old patent attorney, accused of fatally stabbing his next door neighbor, 59-year-old Barry James.

Karen Brophy, Edington's landlord, said she was shocked at Edington's arrest on murder charges. She said he was a, "very calm person, very quiet, very reasonable."

Police then politely asked if everyone would please stop saying that when their neighbor brutally murders someone.

Help me pick the wackiest headline for tomorrow's paper!

Trump Tells Apprentice Sidekick, 'You're Fired'
Trump To Carolyn: You're Fired!
Trump Tells Carolyn: 'You're Fired!'
Trump Says You're Fired To 'Apprentice' Sidekick Carolyn
Trump Tells Apprentice Sidekick "You're Fired"
Donald to Carolyn: You're Fired!
Trump to Carolyn: "You're Fired!"
Trump Tells Apprentice" Sidekick "You're Fired"
Apprentice Co-Star Gets Famous "You’re Fired!" line.

What do you mean none of them are wacky? All of these headlines are wacky! Do you hear me? THEY ARE WACKY! You can GO TO HELL if you don't think these are wacky enough!

Maybe you should get off the Internet and spend some time in the real world. THESE ARE WACKY!

Rod Stewart vacationing on his yacht, apparently unaware that he is a senior citizen.

Astronomers agreed recently to drop Pluto from a list of planets in the solar system—76 years after it was discovered—thoroughly pissing off thousands of students who just spent hours gluing styrofoam balls to the end of pipe cleaners.

The FDA is granting the first ever approval of viruses as a food additive. The virus will be sprayed on ready-to-eat meats in order to kill other, more harmful viruses.

The FDA did not comment on why viruses are so often found on lunch meats.

Teens engaged in the great American tradition of weiner bobbing.

A London performance artist is causing controversy with her live art performance involving a naked woman cradling a dead pig for four hours.

Police have been looking for a disgruntled McDonald's customer who ran into two other customers with her car after a dispute over who was next in line. Melinda Ann Thomas, 34, and Linda Ann Thomas, 51, were standing in a crowded line. A cashier opened a new line and they stepped to the front of it—a move that angered another customer who was waiting to order.

As the Thomas' made their way to their car, witnesses said the woman pulled out of her parking space and sped toward the women, striking them both with her Jeep.

Those women learned a valuable lesson. There are two kinds of people in the world. Those who will jump to the front of a new line, and those who will run over those people.

Once again, using haberdashery as a weapon, The British have been able to lull terrorists into a false sense of security through the use of dapper outfits and stylish detailing.

Who would you rather have your safe house raided by?