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Tom Shillue
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To the Daily Comedy crowd,
The Green Room at the Bleeker Street Theater NYC is producing a run of my new show Supernormal.

"I would love for all of you to see it.
remaining dates: April 27, May 4"

Here's where to get tickets:
http://www.brownpapertickets.com/event/60010



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Backstage said "There isn't anything Shillue can't do." Critics say he is always on point, original, and one of the top comics in the country. The New York Times called Shillue [more]

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yeah man that hassselhoff picture is real as far as i know. i can't believe someone set that up and took a picture. those poor dogs...

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Hey, great to meet you last night - see you in Montclair!
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Wendy's Introduces New Burger: The Hasselwhopper

By: Tom Shillue (C)
Submitted: May 6, 2007
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!
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Wendy's

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Wendy's Introduces New Burger: The Hasselwhopper-

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Ample Evidence That Myspace is Not Cool Anymore

By: Tom Shillue (C)
Submitted: Apr 30, 2007
Category: News  Staff Pick!
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MySpace

128 Jokes  9 Videos

Ample Evidence That Myspace is Not Cool Anymore-

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Ireland Baldwin Forced to Change Name

By: Tom Shillue (C)
Submitted: Apr 23, 2007
Category: News  Staff Pick!
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Alec Baldwin

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Ireland Baldwin Forced to Change NameIn light of the vicious custody battle over their daughter Ireland, a judge has ordered Alec Baldwin and Kim Basinger to begin using separate names for her.

Mr. Baldwin will call her "Sinn Fein," and Ms. Basinger will refer to her simply as "The Ulster Unionist".

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David Duke Comes Down Hard on Imus

By: Tom Shillue (C)
Submitted: Apr 10, 2007
Category: News  Staff Pick!
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Don Imus

22 Jokes  1 Videos

David Duke Comes Down Hard on Imus"The man is irresponsible... even I know enough to put a set-up and punchline in there when I'm making fun of African Americans..." said the former Klansman.

"You've got to open up with 'how many black people does it take to so and so', or 'what's the difference between an all-black basketball team and a such and such'... I mean, what's wrong with this guy? He is supposed to be a pro."

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Imus Apologizes to Comedians Everywhere

By: Tom Shillue (C)
Submitted: Apr 9, 2007
Category: News  Staff Pick!
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Don Imus

22 Jokes  1 Videos

Imus Apologizes to Comedians EverywhereAfter saying-
"That's some rough girls from Rutgers... Man, they got tattoos ...That's some nappy-headed hos there, I'm going to tell you that."
Don Imus was forced to say "I am truly sorry" to comedians and comedy writers everywhere for what could be the most banal and humorless thing to ever get a broadcaster in trouble.

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Insurer Must Pay $5000 for Boy's Breast Reduction

By: Tom Shillue (C)
Submitted: Apr 4, 2007
Category: News  
From Hot Topic

Parents

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The boys father thanked the appellate court for the decision, and the boy thanked his father for once again getting his huge breasts in the newspaper.

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SAT Question : Subway Rider

By: Tom Shillue (C)
Submitted: Mar 30, 2007
Category: Weird  Staff Pick!
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Cop

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SAT Question : Subway RiderThis subway rider is:

a. wearing an all-leather Islamic veil

b. in a cozy sleeping bag

c. expecting to be arrested soon and wants to be ready for the perp-walk

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ICANN board votes not to authorize .XXX domain

By: Tom Shillue (C)
Submitted: Mar 30, 2007
Category: News  Staff Pick!
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Porn

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ICANN board votes not to authorize .XXX domainHow long must we wait? -Will pornography EVER make it to the internet?

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Model Poses Nude to Prove She Did Not Pose Nude

By: Tom Shillue (C)
Submitted: Mar 28, 2007
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!
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Jessica Alba

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Model Poses Nude to Prove She Did Not Pose NudeSupermodel Vida Guerra has decided to pose nude for men's magazine Playboy, to demonstrate that her naked photographs on the internet are fake.

It is in that spirit that I publish these topless photos of Jessica Alba.

C'mon Jessica. Prove it.

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Giuliani and Wife Share 6 Marriages Between Them

By: Tom Shillue (C)
Submitted: Mar 23, 2007
Category: News  
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Rudy Giuliani

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Giuliani and Wife Share 6 Marriages Between ThemJudith Nathan revealed that she, too, had had a previously unknown marriage before her two other marriages- and was further surprised to find out that the marriage was to none other than Mayor Giuliani himself.

"Oh, my God- that was you!?" she said.

"How would I have remembered that?" she added, "You weren't even Mayor yet, and you're hair was much different."

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