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John Roman
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The Obamas Meet England’s King And Queen

By: John Roman (C)
Submitted: Apr 3, 2009
Category: Political  
From Hot Topic

Barack Obama

884 Jokes  28 Videos

The two couples met, chatted, then exchanged gifts -- the Obamas gave the queen an iPod, and the royals gave signed portraits of themselves to the Obamas. The queen said she enjoyed the gift exchange much more this year than last year, when George Bush gave the queen a colored picture of Sponge Bob Squarepants and she gave him a Nintendo Wii.


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Facebook Group Aims to Catch Rapist

By: John Roman (C)
Submitted: Apr 3, 2009
Category: Weird  
From Hot Topic

Facebook

50 Jokes  41 Videos

A man has launched a campaign on Facebook in a bid to catch the brutal rapist who attacked his fiancée.
 
This is just my opinion, but I think a social networking site is probably the last place you’d want to post; 
‘Man and Woman Seeking Rapist’
 


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Octuplet Mom's Minivan Vandalized

By: John Roman (C)
Submitted: Apr 3, 2009
Category: News  
From Hot Topic

Octomom

41 Jokes  1 Videos

Someone has thrown a baby's car seat through the rear window of octuplet mother Nadya Suleman's minivan. Police are calling it a, ‘Drive-By Donation’.


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Michael Vick to Work Construction

By: John Roman (C)
Submitted: Apr 3, 2009
Category: Sports  
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Michael Vick

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Michael Vick has lined up a $10-an-hour construction job for when he gets out of prison. This was not Vick’s first choice for employment. Vick also applied at a restaurant, a 7-11, and a local Petsmart, where he was denied employment after his application revealed he wrote ‘Dungeon Master’ in the ‘Position Desired’ box.


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Researchers Discover New Cocaine Addiction Treatment

By: John Roman (C)
Submitted: Apr 3, 2009
Category: News  
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Cocaine

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The discovery will assist over 2.4 million addicts, remove more than $200,000 million dollars in drug money from the streets, and decrease the stripper population by 98%.


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White House Going Green

By: John Roman (C)
Submitted: Mar 30, 2009
Category: Political  Staff Pick!
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Barack Obama

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President Barack Obama has promised to make the White House more environmentally friendly by switching to greener cleaning supplies, improving recycling, and even turning off lights at night. However, this wasn't the case over the last 8 years with the Bush administration, when, “the lights were on, but no on was home”


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Sham-Wow Guy Arrested For Beating Up Prostitute

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Submitted: Mar 30, 2009
Category: News  Staff Pick!
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Hooker

193 Jokes  5 Videos

Vince Shlomi, 44, was arrested on a felony battery charge following a violent confrontation with a prostitute in Miami. According to authorities, Shlomi met Sasha Harris, 26, at a Miami Beach nightclub. Shlomi told cops she "propositioned him for straight sex" for $1000, or 50 easy payments of only $19.99 each.

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Signs The Economy Is Really Getting Bad

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Submitted: Mar 27, 2009
Category: News  Staff Pick!
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Economy

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The economy is so bad, Angelina Jolie had to adopt a highway.


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Octomom Fires Nanny Service

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Submitted: Mar 25, 2009
Category: News  Staff Pick!
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Octomom

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On Monday, an attorney for Suleman said she had fired a nurses' group that was training 3 nannies for her children. She believed workers were spying on her and may have been plotting to steal her babies. The agency responded by saying that the claims were ridiculous, but they would take action while an investigation is pending. The nannies, Angelina Jolie, Madonna, and Mia Farrow, have been suspended with pay.

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MC Hammer Appears On The Ellen Show Talking Twitter.

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Submitted: Mar 25, 2009
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!
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Twitter

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Today, Hammer came on the show to discuss their new favorite hobby face to face, Twittering. All though he’s not the first rap star to appear on Ellen discussing Twitter (P. Diddy discussed Twitter 3 weeks ago) , he is the first to take the leftovers from the green room.


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