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John Roman
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New York's Empire State Building Goes Green

By: John Roman (C)
Submitted: Apr 6, 2009
Category: News  
From Hot Topic

New York

1180 Jokes  34 Videos

Throwing pennies off the top of the building is now a thing of the past. Visitors will now be encouraged to toss plants instead.


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Los Angeles Clippers Forward Zach Randolph Arrested For DUI

By: John Roman (C)
Submitted: Apr 6, 2009
Category: Sports  
From Hot Topic

Los Angeles Clippers

30 Jokes

Randolph was arrested for investigation of drunken driving early Monday, hours after his team's 88-85 loss to the Los Angeles Lakers. During Sunday’s game Randolph had 18 points, 10 rebounds and 9 double Jägerbombs.


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Denny's Offers Recession Free Food Wednesday

By: John Roman (C)
Submitted: Apr 6, 2009
Category: News  
From Hot Topic

Economy

498 Jokes  5 Videos

Denny's is offering  a free Grand Slamwich, but there's a catch. You have to order a Grand Slam, Denny’s signature 2 eggs, 2 pancakes, 2 bacon strips and 2 sausage links breakfast. That’s not the only catch, you’ll also have to chew, swallow, and digest it all. Cardiac arrest is available as an appetizer.

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Mom Hosts Vodka Chugging Party for Teens

By: John Roman (C)
Submitted: Apr 5, 2009
Category: Weird  Staff Pick!
From Hot Topic

Britney Spears

191 Jokes  8 Videos

KANSAS CITY, Mo. — A mother is accused of providing alcohol to young teens at a party in Missouri and offering $10 to whomever could chug a glass of vodka the fastest. 
 
This is what happens when you invite Britney Spears kids over to a birthday party and Britney mistakes R.S.V.P. , for B.Y.O.B.

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‘Important' Painting Discovered in Closet

By: John Roman (C)
Submitted: Apr 5, 2009
Category: News  
From Hot Topic

Tom Cruise

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An "extremely important" 19th century piece of artwork that was found in a closet  at a church in Minneapolis, Minn. Other valuable items also found in the closet include, crosses, bibles, and actor Tom Cruise, who refused to come out.

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North Korea Rocket Launch Fails

By: John Roman (C)
Submitted: Apr 5, 2009
Category: News  
From Hot Topic

North Korea

129 Jokes  1 Videos

The world breathes a sign of relief, but the space station crew is still waiting on that order of kimchi panchan.

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Twilight Movie Blamed for Boy's Biting Binge

By: John Roman (C)
Submitted: Apr 5, 2009
Category: Weird  
From Hot Topic

Parents

1208 Jokes  31 Videos

According to a dad in Des Moines, his 13-year-old son went on a biting spree at his middle school because of the movie "Twilight".  The father stated that this isn’t the first time his son has emulated what he’s seen in a movie. Last year the boy was suspended for 3 weeks after watching Brokeback Mountain.


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Michelle Obama Laughs Off Pregnancy Rumors

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Submitted: Apr 5, 2009
Category: Political  Staff Pick!
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Barack Obama

884 Jokes  28 Videos

Apparently President Obama has a strong stimulus package, just not a fertile one.


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Octuplet Mom's Minivan Is Vandalized

By: John Roman (C)
Submitted: Apr 3, 2009
Category: News  Staff Pick!
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Octomom

41 Jokes  1 Videos

Apparently someone spray painted it yellow and wrote the words ‘School Bus” on the side.


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7- and 8-Year-Old Went To School High

By: John Roman (C)
Submitted: Apr 3, 2009
Category: Weird  Staff Pick!
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Weed

221 Jokes  15 Videos

Christina Miczek, and James Tyson were arrested after school officials reported the couples 7- and 8-year-old sons showed up at school high on marijuana. When asked how they knew the kids were high, school officials stated they knew something was array when the tots ordered Dominos Pizza at 8:00 am.

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