Police report Stone was busted on the floor with son in headlock. In a related story Doug‘s latest single, ‘Busted On The Floor With Son In Headlock’, recently hit #1.

Meanwhile, the White House has revealed its largest single citizen bailout.

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Only to turn around and go back home when finding out the teachers and professors have also been laid off.

Like other Chia products ,a little water and seed and after 3 days it starts growing. The company had also product tested a Chia-Joe Biden, but had to nix the idea when after six months of a little water and seed, it did nothing.

To which Michael Phelps responded by popping speed and doing a bump.

The dog was found by rangers and returned to its owner last week. Rangers said they found the dog living off feral goats on the largely uninhabited island. The overjoyed family stated, “this is so amazing, because we could never get her to eat goat at home."

The stars car and a period-correct Cobra CB radio will be auctioned as a pair. Not one to disappoint fans, his moustache and hairpiece will also be auctioned as a pair. Available in period-correct black or currently dyed black.