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 700-Pound Woman Begs for Help, Gets It

By: John Roman (C)
Submitted: Apr 24, 2009
Category: News  Staff Pick!
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Texas
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A day after a Texas TV station aired the story of a 700-pound woman who pleaded for help , she’s getting it. All though it’s probably not the help she needs. Against their better judgment, contractors have volunteered to build her dream home. A 2 story, edible gingerbread house.

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 College Student Charged In Slaying Linked To Craigslist

By: John Roman (C)
Submitted: Apr 21, 2009
Category: News  
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Craigslist
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Police are baffled as to why the victim showed up as the Craigslist posting (See Below) by the suspect was specific and obviously dangerous.

Let's Meet - m4w - 22 (USA)


Reply to: OIrs-p7rfk-1432134475@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

Date: 2009-04-13, 6:28PM CDT


I am a spoiled rich pre-med Boston brat. Seeking a  female companion to rob and kill. You must be attractive and completely clueless. This will definitely be short term.

Oh ! I'm white ,171lbs, 5"9 All is well until we come together. No Pic,No Reply......No Men.... Your pic gets mine!!





  • Location: USA
  • it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

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 Waterboarding Terrorist More Frequent, Memos Suggest

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Submitted: Apr 21, 2009
Category: Political  
From Hot Topic

Google
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The U.S. waterboarded suspected terrorists far more than previously acknowledged. In a recent survey 67% of Americans were against waterboarding terrorist suspects. In a related survey, 96% of Americans had to ‘Google’ the meaning of waterboarding.

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 Jamie Foxx Apologizes for Crude Miley Cyrus Rant

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Submitted: Apr 21, 2009
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!
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Miley Cyrus
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Jamie Foxx apologized after a comment he made telling Miley Cyrus to  “make a sex tape and grow up.”
 
Personally, I would never watch a Miley Cyrus sex tape, but I would watch a Hannah Montana sex tape. 
 

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 Spooked Horse Injures Madonna

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Submitted: Apr 18, 2009
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!
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Madonna
120 Jokes

Which comes as no surprise as most horses are afraid of cougars.

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 Madonna Injured While Riding A Horse

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Submitted: Apr 18, 2009
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Madonna
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Which really upset a donkey that happened to be next.

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 Why I hate Pink Floyd

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Submitted: Apr 14, 2009
Category: Blogs  
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Ice Cream
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Pink Floyd sucks. Blah! They remind me of a bunch of old creepy dudes in an ice cream van driving around picking up kids and gettin high and then takin them to the beach and saying they’ll buy you a Bomb Pop and they don’t and then promising to give you a ride back and they don’t and they leave you there overnight and you can hear bats flying and you start to sing ‘Jesus Loves Me’ because your scared and then one guy comes back and you thought he was gonna pick you up and take you home but instead he touches you on the wiener for free.

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 Obama Dog A Portuguese Water Puppy Named "Bo"

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Submitted: Apr 14, 2009
Category: Political  Staff Pick!
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Bo Obama
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Although the Obamas are the first to bring a Portuguese water puppy into the White House, they were not the first to consider it. Former President Bush once considered the same breed. Bush nixed the idea after deciding it wouldn’t be fair to the dog since he didn’t speak a word of Portuguese.


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 Fear Not, Animal Activists: Obamas' Dog Bo Is Neutered

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Submitted: Apr 14, 2009
Category: Political  
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Bo Obama
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According to Michelle Obama, Bo is the second Obama male she’s had neutered.


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 'Til 2012 Do Us Part ? Presidential Vows:

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Submitted: Apr 13, 2009
Category: Political  Staff Pick!
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Joe Biden
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If these guys have any more vows they’ll be marrying in Vermont.
 
 
Obama vows efforts to halt piracy- April 2009
Obama vows to help small businesses- March 2009
Obama vows to pursue a planet free of nuclear weapons- April 2009
Obama vows support for free markets- March 2009
Obama vows to 'dismantle' al-Qaeda and Taliban in Afghanistan-March 2009
Obama vows to get U.S. troops out by 2011- April 2009
Obama vows to break cycle of job losses- March 2009
Obama vows earmark reform- March 2009
Obama vows to reform Wall Street- March 2009
Obama vows to cut pork, later- March 2009
Obama vows climate 'engagement'- November 2008
Obama vows new era- January 2009
 
Biden vows To "Follow The Money"-February 2009
Biden vows to "Embarrass" Governors Against the Socialist Plan- February 2009
Biden vows 'responsible' Iraq pullout- January 2009
Biden vows break with Bush era foreign policy- December 2008
Biden vows to tackle gun violence- April 2009
Biden vows U.S. Will Fight Terror In Afghanistan- January 2009
Biden vows no pet project in stimulus bill- Decmber 2008
 
 

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