Friends say they knew he had a little too much after they found the actor behind an alley yelling into his watch, “KITT!, I’m drunk, get me out of here.”

Neighbors say they warned the blind man just seconds before his fall. They’re sure he understood because he replied back,  “Don’t worry about me, I’ll just take the staaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiirrrrrs”

Unfortunately for Justin, Lebron plays for the Cavaliers, not the other team.

A mark resembling an outline of the Virgin Mary appeared on a griddle at the Las Palmas Mexican restaurant in Calexico, Calif. Manager Brenda Martinez said the likeness first appeared when the griddle was being cleaned on April 22. Religious experts are saying this is a miracle, because they’ve  never heard of a Mexican restaurant cleaning a griddle.

Obviously just being a marching band girl is no longer enough to scare men off.

Some 2,300 years ago, something akin to a Jack Russell terrier was laid to rest. Scientist called the mummified pet remarkable. Larry King called the mummified pet ‘Fido‘. 

Paramount won’t go with midnight showings when their movie debuts on May 8th. They've decided to start their midnight showings for Star Trek at 7pm instead. The film company stated that this will allow more Trekkies to attend on the first day without being exposed to direct sunlight.