For someone who hides in a cave in the desert, Osama sure has excellent access to current events. Maybe one way to find Osama is to track his subscription to The New York Times.

Hint: If the delivery is left on a rock outside of a cave near the Afghan-Pakistani border, you might be on his trail.

Osama Bin Laden has released another tape saying Zacharias Moussaoui had nothing to do with the 9/11 attacks. How much does your life suck when the overlord of all terrorists leaves you hanging? That's like Snoop condemning DMX for his abuse of marijuana.

After playing Storm in three X-Men movies, as well as Catwoman, Halle Berry now says she’s fresh out of playing Superheroes. She says she wanted to depict a strong woman in her portrayal of Storm. “If I’m only on camera for five minutes, let it be five meaningful minutes,” said Berry, who won an Oscar in 2002 for “Monster’s Ball.” “It’s not fun to play a woman that does nothing.”

Apparently, Halle has been busy doing A LOT of NOTHING since her 2002 Oscar victory.