Courtney Love who's been clean and sober for 15 months says that Mel Gibson helped her on the road to recovery. He also told her "the JEWS helped make you a DRUNK!"

"Grey's Anatomy" star Isaiah Washington has apologized to co-star Patrick Dempsey for allegedly choking him. He also retracted his statement, "It should've been me in 'Can't Buy Me Love!'"

I feel the media is doing a great disservice to all the orphans of Africa because they need:

a) food
b) healthy living accommodations
c) A rich white woman that used to wear bra-cones like me to save them from themselves and poverty
d) Mufasa

DOH! Uhhh...My Bad!

Rose Rock, Chris Rock's mother, has called upon Al Sharpton and his National Action Network to demonstrate outside of a South Carolina Cracker Barrel restaurant, where she alleges the staff ignored her.

Chris has stated, "Hey, she knew what she was getting herself into."

Wesley Snipes is

The Fugitive... again,

aka

Incog-NEGRO.

Though President Bush has made empty threats towards North Korea's defiance regarding Nuclear testing since 2003, Bush has proclaimed, "Worried? No. They, uh, they better watch it buddy. I'm serious. No, for real... no, I am this time!"

87. Never ever order a Shirley Temple with a bamboo umbrella and extra cherries.

Coca-Cola has created Enviga, a new energy drink filled with caffeine which is said to burn calories and help consumers lose weight. In a related study, another option to losing weight is to STOP OVEREATING!

... the ban of super skinny, size zero models during fashion week in Madrid, Spain...

Okay, we get the point!