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A comic/college student. From Long Island, goes to school in worcester MA, lives in NYC on vacations.myspace.com/alexfossella

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Arkansas Couple Welcomes 17th Child By: Alex Fossella (C) Submitted: Aug 3, 2007 Category: News  Staff Pick!

From Hot Topic Arkansas 31 Jokes  1 Videos

As well as 4th suicide attempt. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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Screw Harry Potter By: Alex Fossella (C) Submitted: Jul 20, 2007 Category: Weird

From Hot Topic Harry Potter 41 Jokes  1 Videos

I was reading "Mein Kampf" today. If you've never heard of it, it's a book written by Hitler. And it kinda sucks. Hitler was a pretty crappy writer. That's probably good, cuz what if Hitler was an awesome writer? You'd run into your friends in bookstores and you'd say "Hey man, whatcha readin'?" "New Harry Potter, how bout you?" "...New Hitler. Look I know what you're thinking, he killed 6 million jews...but the man was a wordsmith. He was a GENIUS...and not just at killing non-aryans." If Hitler was a great writer he would have never killed all those jews, he would have just written novels. Granted they'd be novels ABOUT killing jews. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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An Inconvenient Truth By: Alex Fossella (C) Submitted: Jul 20, 2007 Category: Weird

From Hot Topic U2 12 Jokes

When I went to see U2 at Madison Square Garden, in between songs, Bono said "How can we make poverty history?" I thought "...Homeless holocaust?" That oughta make a few history books. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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Summer In NY By: Alex Fossella (C) Submitted: Jul 12, 2007 Category: Weird  Staff Pick!

From Hot Topic New York 1180 Jokes  34 Videos

It's way too freakin' hot out right now. It's not just normal hot, it's like "Do the Right Thing" hot out. It's the kind of heat that makes you wanna throw a trash can through a pizzeria window because there were no pictures of black people on the wall. What I'm basically saying here is that i'm sweating my balls off and i have netflix. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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Harry Potter Ending Revealed By: Alex Fossella (C) Submitted: Jul 9, 2007 Category: Entertainment

From Hot Topic Harry Potter 41 Jokes  1 Videos

I just got the scoop on how the new Harry Potter book will end. He dies. How? No, not a wizard's curse. AIDS. Coicidentally brought on by a wizard's curse. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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Fiat Wants Cinquecento to Be the iPod of Cars By: Alex Fossella (C) Submitted: Jul 5, 2007 Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!

From Hot Topic iPod 72 Jokes  9 Videos

It will be small, fragile, and obsolete when they make the Cinquecento Nano. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (1)  |  Rate it:

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Alex's Product Pitch By: Alex Fossella (C) Submitted: Jul 3, 2007 Category: Weird  Staff Pick!

I want to make a mint that freshens your breath, but also sends you into a rock-bottom depression. I'd call it "Lamentos." Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (2)  |  Rate it:

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Welcome To My Sad World By: Alex Fossella (C) Submitted: Jul 2, 2007 Category: Weird  Staff Pick!

The first vagina I ever saw was my grandma's. Sad Right? It's a terrible day in a young man's live when the first vagina he sees is the one that pushed out the guy that banged the one that pushed out him. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (1)  |  Rate it:

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Alex's Life Lesson #62 By: Alex Fossella (C) Submitted: Jun 30, 2007 Category: Weird

From Hot Topic Gay and Lesbian 503 Jokes  23 Videos

I like the idea of a bisexual pedophile. Why? Because I believe there should be no child left behind. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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The Photo That Proves There Is a God By: Alex Fossella (C) Submitted: Jun 9, 2007 Category: News  Staff Pick!

From Hot Topic Paris Hilton 250 Jokes  10 Videos

Praise the Lord! Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it: