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A comic/college student. From Long Island, goes to school in worcester MA, lives in NYC on vacations.myspace.com/alexfossella

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Recently featured on the comedy radio show "Nobody Listens to Us."

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Evel Knievel Dies By: Alex Fossella (C) Submitted: Nov 30, 2007 Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!

From Hot Topic Robbie and Evel Knievel 9 Jokes

Evel Knievel, legendary daredevil, has died. He was 69. Longtime friend Billy Rundel said: "It's been coming for years, but you just don't expect it. Superman just doesn't die, right?" Nope. First he falls off a horse. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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Fergie's Confession By: Alex Fossella (C) Submitted: Nov 16, 2007 Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!

From Hot Topic Fergie 5 Jokes

Fergie, the female singer of the Black Eyed Peas, said in a recent article that she used to use crystal meth, and keeps herself off it by doing activities such as running and pole-dancing. Yeah, pole-dancing. That'll keep away the crystal meth. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (1)  |  Rate it:

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Alex's Law Lesson #187 By: Alex Fossella (C) Submitted: Oct 18, 2007 Category: Weird

I recently found out that if you shoot someone below the waist, it's technically not attempted murder. ...If only it were that easy with rape. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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Foxy Brown Refuses to Board Prison Bus By: Alex Fossella (C) Submitted: Oct 12, 2007 Category: Entertainment

From Hot Topic Prison 589 Jokes  3 Videos

This marks the first time she was ever not willing to get on something big, black, and leaking poison. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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1,000 Words By: Alex Fossella (C) Submitted: Sep 18, 2007 Category: Weird  Staff Pick!

Kiss him all you want... it won't bring him back to life. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (1)  |  Rate it:

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Six Reasons Not to Buy the New iPod Touch By: Alex Fossella (C) Submitted: Sep 7, 2007 Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!

From Hot Topic iPod 72 Jokes  9 Videos

1. You already have a fucking iPod. 2. You already have a fucking iPod. 3. You already have a fucking iPod. 4. You already have a fucking iPod. 5. You already have a fucking iPod. 6. You already have a fucking iPod. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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A Phone Call to Mother By: Alex Fossella (C) Submitted: Aug 29, 2007 Category: Weird

From Hot Topic Dirty Mouth 2100 Jokes  60 Videos

I called my mom yesterday and told her I ate a burrito from a new mexican place that was kinda nasty. She said "you call me before you put anything new in your mouth." I called her back 1/2 an hour later and said "Mom...black cock...yes or no?" Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (1)  |  Rate it:

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Movie Quotes By: Alex Fossella (C) Submitted: Aug 24, 2007 Category: Weird

My favorite movie quote is "no wire hangers," because it doubles as a slogan for pro-lifers. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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Mr. Bean By: Alex Fossella (C) Submitted: Aug 21, 2007 Category: Entertainment

Wouldn't you like to see this face right before you climax? Cuz I do. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (1)  |  Rate it:

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Man Smuggles Monkey Onto Plane In Hat By: Alex Fossella (C) Submitted: Aug 8, 2007 Category: News  Staff Pick!

This will be documented in the new children's book "Curious George and the Random Bag-check." Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (2)  |  Rate it: