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A comic/college student. From Long Island, goes to school in worcester MA, lives in NYC on vacations.myspace.com/alexfossella

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Recently featured on the comedy radio show "Nobody Listens to Us."

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Cook Breaks Chappelle's Record For Longest Show By: Alex Fossella (C) Submitted: Jan 4, 2008 Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!

Sets new record for most audience suicides. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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Lion King By: Alex Fossella (C) Submitted: Jan 1, 2008 Category: Weird  Staff Pick!

From Hot Topic New York City 332 Jokes  42 Videos

I saw a poster for the Lion King on broadway. it said "Go see the Lion King, cuz there's nothing else like it." By that logic i should go see...myself raped by bears. I don't wanna go just cuz its a unique experience. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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Rare Stamp Sold By: Alex Fossella (C) Submitted: Dec 27, 2007 Category: Entertainment

A 1918 "Jenny" postage stamp (mistakenly printed upside-down) was recently sold at auction. The price? $86753.09 Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (1)  |  Rate it:

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Kobe Passes Wilt In NBA Scoring Milestone By: Alex Fossella (C) Submitted: Dec 23, 2007 Category: News

From Hot Topic Kobe Bryant 48 Jokes

Most Girls Date-raped in 24 hours. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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New Christmas Record! By: Alex Fossella (C) Submitted: Dec 20, 2007 Category: Entertainment

From Hot Topic Elvis 28 Jokes  1 Videos

Josh Groban recently broke the record for longest number-one album streak, previously held by Elvis Presley. In other news, there is no God. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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Deep-diving Discovery! By: Alex Fossella (C) Submitted: Dec 19, 2007 Category: News

From Hot Topic Animal 1056 Jokes  34 Videos

Scientists recently discovered why deep-diving sea-animals don't black out. They stop at two shots. That joke should be followed by a rimshot and a gunshot. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (1)  |  Rate it:

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Amy Winehouse Arrested By: Alex Fossella (C) Submitted: Dec 19, 2007 Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!

From Hot Topic Amy Winehouse 72 Jokes

Amy Winehouse was arrested on Tuesday. Winehouse's new single will be "They tried to make me go to prison and i said...is rehab still an option?" Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (1)  |  Rate it:

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What the Eff? By: Alex Fossella (C) Submitted: Dec 12, 2007 Category: Weird

From Hot Topic Religion 1037 Jokes  30 Videos

I was in a magazine shop looking around and my eyes darted right to a little publication i like to call "She-male International."* I instantly thought something that still haunts me to this day: "...They're taking away jobs from our domestic she-males." So please support my bid for president in 2008. I'll make sure our precious she-males are treated with dignity and respect the way god intended. *I don't know exactly why my eyes went right for a magazine about she-males. What does this say about me? Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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Masterpiece Poster By: Alex Fossella (C) Submitted: Dec 12, 2007 Category: Weird

From Hot Topic Porn 198 Jokes  9 Videos

I saw a poster for something called "Tears of a Duchess." I figure its either a dickensian play about royal despair, or the most elegant squirter porn ever filmed. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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Why Pregnant Women Don't Tip Over By: Alex Fossella (C) Submitted: Dec 12, 2007 Category: News

From Hot Topic Birth Control 369 Jokes  9 Videos

Scientists have discovered that women have more flexible spines than men's to keep from tipping over during pregnancy, thus protecting them and their babies. Don't worry deadbeat dads, they still fall once you push'em down the stairs. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it: