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A comic/college student. From Long Island, goes to school in worcester MA, lives in NYC on vacations.myspace.com/alexfossella

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Miley Cyrus Drinks Ketchup on the Tonight Show By: Alex Fossella (C) Submitted: Feb 29, 2008 Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!

From Hot Topic Miley Cyrus 34 Jokes

Miley Cyrus, star of "Hannah Montana" drank ketchup on a recent episode of the Tonight Show, but would you expect anything less from the spawn of Billy Ray Cyrus? A weirder article would be: "Miley Cyrus reads book on Tonight Show! Audience stunned." Do you believe in miracles? Leno: "I do now! Maybe I can start being funny again!" Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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6 Reasons to Drink Green Tea By: Alex Fossella (C) Submitted: Feb 28, 2008 Category: Weird

From Hot Topic Cocaine 130 Jokes  2 Videos

1. You enjoy the taste of Mongolian ass. 2. Nicole Richie drinks it between between coke bumps. 3. It'll make the lambs stop screaming. 4. You're part of a hipper generation that hates "conformist" teas. F*ck off, chamomile! 5. It's full of anti-oxidants, and if there's one thing you hate, it's oxidants. 6. You have AIDS. Couldn't hurt! Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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Anne Frank's "True Love" Revealed By: Alex Fossella (C) Submitted: Feb 27, 2008 Category: News  Staff Pick!

From Hot Topic Adolf Hitler 102 Jokes  3 Videos

... I'd hit it. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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Duke Lacrosse Players File Lawsuit By: Alex Fossella (C) Submitted: Feb 21, 2008 Category: News

From Hot Topic Court Room 517 Jokes  4 Videos

38 Duke lacrosse players filed a lawsuit against their school, claiming they suffered emotional damage during the case against three of their teammates. One player stated: "It was like rape. I felt like a stripper at a party for Duke Lacro... Harvard." Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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Obama Getting Too Big? By: Alex Fossella (C) Submitted: Feb 21, 2008 Category: News

From Hot Topic Barack Obama 884 Jokes  28 Videos

Many believe Obama's campaign is a dangerous cult, having thousands pack auditoriums to hear his impassioned speeches. One question still remains: Is America ready for a black Hitler? Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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Aretha Mad at Beyonce! By: Alex Fossella (C) Submitted: Feb 13, 2008 Category: Entertainment

From Hot Topic Beyonce Knowles 16 Jokes

Aretha Franklin lashed out at Beyonce Knowles for referring to Tina Turner as "the Queen." Beyonce now refers to Franklin as "the C*nt." Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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Gary Coleman Reveals Secret Marriage By: Alex Fossella (C) Submitted: Feb 13, 2008 Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!

From Hot Topic Marriage 1323 Jokes  27 Videos

TV Land: Helping wash-ups bang losers since 1996. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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National Burger Taste Test By: Alex Fossella (C) Submitted: Feb 2, 2008 Category: News

From Hot Topic Wendy's 11 Jokes

In a nation-wide taste test, "Houlihan's" hamburgers were named the best in the country. Tasters said the burger had a certain "je ne sais quoi." In other news, scientists have identified "je ne sais quoi" as a lack of rat feces Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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Americans Going to Mexico For Cheap Dentist Work By: Alex Fossella (C) Submitted: Feb 2, 2008 Category: News

From Hot Topic Mexico 213 Jokes  12 Videos

American musician Don Clay had a severely infected tooth, so he went to a clinic in a Mexican border city known for violent crime and drug cartels. His x-rays showed 3 cavities in his mouth and one brick of coke in his ass. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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Mad Lib Comedy By: Alex Fossella (C) Submitted: Jan 20, 2008 Category: Weird

From Hot Topic Dirty Mouth 2100 Jokes  60 Videos

When i write jokes, most of the time i come up with the set-up, and then can't think of a punchline, so in my notebook i draw a line under a blank space so i know to fill it in later. When i do, it looks like i'm doing a comedy mad lib. Which explains why i've written so many jokes like "hey what's the deal with chocolately air conditioners?...do they keep you cool or are they just delicious, pick a side!" Sometimes i'll rush an unfinished joke and do it in front of a crowd anyway, and say things like "hey did you guys see insert shitty movie here?" Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it: