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Alex Fossella
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A comic/college student. From Long Island, goes to school in worcester MA, lives in NYC on vacations.myspace.com/alexfossella

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Contributing Writer for "LateNet with Ray Ellin"

Recently featured on the comedy radio show "Nobody Listens to Us."

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alexander.... always up to mischief.

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how is your stalker thing going?

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Alex Fossella is so funny, he once made a sad library girl burst into tears of happiness.

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You are unstoppable!

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funny man that alex fossella. the kind of guy that other guys want to tie up and stick a ball in his mouth.
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David Schwimmer makes directing debut with comedy

By: Alex Fossella (C)
Submitted: Mar 28, 2008
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!

This headline is actually a misprint. and should read:

David Schwimmer makes "directing" debut with "comedy"

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Developed By Accident, Viagra Still Going Strong

By: Alex Fossella (C)
Submitted: Mar 23, 2008
Category: News  
From Hot Topic

Viagra

79 Jokes  4 Videos

Just like me!

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Britney Spears' TV Wardrobe To Be Sold Online

By: Alex Fossella (C)
Submitted: Mar 22, 2008
Category: Entertainment  
From Hot Topic

Britney Spears

191 Jokes  8 Videos

50% off if crotch or wrist is bloody.

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Dennis Quad's Family Experiences Worst Nightmare

By: Alex Fossella (C)
Submitted: Mar 18, 2008
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!
From Hot Topic

Parents

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Children fathered by Dennis Quaid.

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Mel Gibson Has Dinner With Britney Spears

By: Alex Fossella (C)
Submitted: Mar 16, 2008
Category: Entertainment  
From Hot Topic

Mel Gibson

134 Jokes  4 Videos

Conclude that Jews are evil and don't show enough labia.

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Clinton Apologizes to Black People

By: Alex Fossella (C)
Submitted: Mar 14, 2008
Category: Political  Staff Pick!
From Hot Topic

Bill Clinton

265 Jokes  8 Videos

In a recent speech, Hillary Clinton apologized for her husband's comments about Obama at the South Carolina primary, where he said Jesse Jackson also won South Carolina when he ran for president, seemingly belittling Obama's success.

"I want to put that in context...We can be proud of both Jesse Jackson and Senator Obama," Hillary Cliton said.

"But that doesn't mean we can't beat them like a slave who just learned the alphabet."

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Man's $12,000 Wedding Ring Floats Away on Balloon

By: Alex Fossella (C)
Submitted: Mar 14, 2008
Category: Entertainment  
From Hot Topic

Marriage

1323 Jokes  27 Videos

Staples pre-nup to a cinder block.

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Bad Movie Title

By: Alex Fossella (C)
Submitted: Mar 12, 2008
Category: Weird  

I hate the movie "How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days" because it forgets that you can lose a guy in one day simply by murdering him.

Give or take a few hours for convincing your roommate that the blood stains are from you helping a hemophiliac climb over a pointy fence.

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The Worst Pick-up Line in History

By: Alex Fossella (C)
Submitted: Mar 12, 2008
Category: Weird  

Well hello, miss about-to-be-raped!

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Spitzer Resigns Over Prostitution Scandal

By: Alex Fossella (C)
Submitted: Mar 12, 2008
Category: News  
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Eliot Spitzer

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"I cannot allow my private failings to disrupt the people's work," said Spitzer.

Adding: "I forgot rule #1 of being a governor and a husband. Always kill the hooker."

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