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A comic/college student. From Long Island, goes to school in worcester MA, lives in NYC on vacations.myspace.com/alexfossella

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Recently featured on the comedy radio show "Nobody Listens to Us."

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Pole-dancing included in British school's 'Be Healthy Week' By: Alex Fossella (C) Submitted: Jan 30, 2009 Category: News

From Hot Topic School 933 Jokes  35 Videos

Jogging curiously placed in "Be a Whore Week" Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (1)  |  Rate it:

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Woman spends 33 days with 5,000 scorpions, Breaks Record By: Alex Fossella (C) Submitted: Jan 25, 2009 Category: Weird

That record? Most unnecessary thing ever done for 33 days. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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Burglars Demand Man's Eggbeater at Gunpoint By: Alex Fossella (C) Submitted: Dec 16, 2008 Category: News

Needed to make "sugar" cookies. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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Who I'm Voting For By: Alex Fossella (C) Submitted: Jul 10, 2008 Category: Political  Staff Pick!

From Hot Topic Election 525 Jokes  20 Videos

i'm voting for barack obama. i dont know anything about his policies but i like black people more than i like old people. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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Iraqis Pimp Out Cars By: Alex Fossella (C) Submitted: Jul 8, 2008 Category: News  Staff Pick!

From Hot Topic Iraq 411 Jokes  3 Videos

Iraqis are now free to "pimp out" their sports cars after the fall of Saddam Hussein. Coming in 2009: 3 Fast 3 Furious: Wizzacky Iraqis Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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Matthew McConaughey is Proud Parent of Baby Boy By: Alex Fossella (C) Submitted: Jul 8, 2008 Category: Entertainment

From Hot Topic Matthew McConaughey 9 Jokes

Baby boy is ashamed son of Matthew McConaughey Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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Kerry Criticizes Mccain By: Alex Fossella (C) Submitted: Jul 7, 2008 Category: Political  Staff Pick!

From Hot Topic John McCain 238 Jokes  12 Videos

"John McCain ... has proven that he has been wrong about every judgment he's made about the war. Wrong about the Iraqis paying for the reconstruction, wrong about whether or not the oil would pay for it, wrong about Sunni and Shia violence through the years, wrong about the willingness of the Iraqis to stand up for themselves," adding: "but his taste in drapes is impeccable. McCain in 2008!" Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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Man Accused of Faking Heart Attacks to Avoid Bills By: Alex Fossella (C) Submitted: Jul 4, 2008 Category: News

Sites precedent with the case of the people vs. Fred Sanford. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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Hipster Takedown By: Alex Fossella (C) Submitted: Jul 4, 2008 Category: Weird  Staff Pick!

I hate those hipsters who wear Che Guevarra t-shirts and don't even know who he really is. I wanna get a shirt with an equally obscure political figure, William Howard Taft. I'll go up to one of these guys and when he says "why's that guy on your shirt?" i'll say "you first." Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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Harry Potter Prequel By: Alex Fossella (C) Submitted: Jul 4, 2008 Category: Entertainment

From Hot Topic Harry Potter 41 Jokes  1 Videos

Rumor has it JK Rowling is writing a Harry Potter prequel. That's the last thing we need: Harry Potter and the Chamber of Jar Jar Binks. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it: