I hope Hillary Clinton win's the 2008 presidential election, just for the fact that Bill will be back in the White House and will be in charge of the decorations.  Can't you just see Bill hanging the lights, tinsel, and Christmas orniments off the stripper pole and turning the East Wing into a Hooter's.   Hillary in 08!

"The hell with sanity, there is always alcohol"

MORASS - The effect after 8 bourbon's on the rocks.

Hoicks: "The sound that a hair lipped pig makes"

"A drunk mans words are a sober man’s thoughts. This explains why George Bush can’t pronounce the English language"

"If at first you don’t succeed, just remember, divorce takes time"

"If you fail to plan, you might find more time in your day to do fun things!"

Zen Master, Suzuki Roshi once said, " To control your cow, give it a bigger pasture." For those of you in an office cubicle, feel the power! 

It was just announced that Pluto was downgraded to a dwarf.  The seven dwarfs were very said because they really wanted Scooby-do to be there house pet.    

Did you hear about the 6'8", 256lbs, 13 yr old kid who is playing in the Little League World Series?  Who is this kids parents - the Jolly Green Giant and Linda Leslie from the WNBA.