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Peter Margaritis
Peter Margaritis
"It is a small world and I need a bigger circle!"

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I am a frustrated amateur stand-up comic, who at the age of 47 just can’t get it out of my blood and quit chasing a dream (and won’t). I have not been on stage in front of an audience in about 18 months and currently working on a small routine so that I can put an end to this hostage crisis. During this time of comedic frustration, I have also studied and performed improvisational comedy. One of my improvisational highlights was attending a weekend workshop at Second City in Chicago. [more]
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The Mind Eraser Bar Shot

By: Peter Margaritis (C)
Submitted: Aug 31, 2007
Category: Political  
From Hot Topic

Bar

694 Jokes  20 Videos

Next time you are at a bar, ask the bartender to pour you a Mind Eraser shot - or better yet, just ask for an Albert Gonzales.

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Attorney General Alberto Gonzales,

By: Peter Margaritis (C)
Submitted: Aug 30, 2007
Category: Political  Staff Pick!
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Alberto Gonzales

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Attorney General Alberto Gonzales announced on Monday that he has resigned from his position effective September 17th. When asked what he plans on doing after his resignation, Gonzales replied, "I don't recall ever resigning."

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Luxor Las Vegas

By: Peter Margaritis (C)
Submitted: May 9, 2007
Category: News  
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Las Vegas

117 Jokes  3 Videos

The Luxor has recentlly changed it's marketing campaign to attract the hip crowd. The Luxor's new marketing slogan is "The Luxor, it the BOMB!"

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A Good Teacher

By: Peter Margaritis (C)
Submitted: Apr 12, 2007
Category: Entertainment  
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School

933 Jokes  35 Videos

A good teacher should always remember that "the mind can only absorb as much as the butt can endure."

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Pilot Cusing

By: Peter Margaritis (C)
Submitted: Apr 10, 2007
Category: News  
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Airport

444 Jokes  17 Videos

Northwest Airlines canceled a flight with 180 passengers aboard after the pilot began cursing at passengers while the plane was being prepared for takeoff in Las Vegas on Friday. The pilot was so shocked that he was about to make his first on time departure in a year that he said, "Can you f*&king believe this sh*t." "This is in-f*&king believable." "Someone call the f*&ker in charge and alert him of this f*&king news."

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I want to be this rich

By: Peter Margaritis (C)
Submitted: Jan 11, 2007
Category: News  

I want to be so rich that I have the kind of of money that people can't break.


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New Years Resolution

By: Peter Margaritis (C)
Submitted: Jan 9, 2007
Category: News  
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New Year's Eve

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My New Year's Resolution was to slow down my drinking which means I will be staying up a lot later than last year.


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IRS to simplify Form 1040

By: Peter Margaritis (C)
Submitted: Jan 4, 2007
Category: News  
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Marriage

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The IRS announced today changes planned to simplify Form 1040.  The major change announced is that there will be only two filing statuses verse the current four.  The new filing statuses are: Married Filing Depressed and Single Filing Horney.


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Moderation

By: Peter Margaritis (C)
Submitted: Jan 3, 2007
Category: News  

Published reports have stated that drinking in moderation is actually good for your body.  I would have to stop drinking until 2025 just to meet the definition of moderation. 

 


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My day!

By: Peter Margaritis (C)
Submitted: Dec 5, 2006
Category: News  
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Dirty Mouth

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I woke up this morning feeling all bloated.  I thought I was starting my period but decided to go to work.  Just before lunch, I figured that I really wasn't starting my period; I had gas.  My boss told me to get my head out of my ass and when I did, I farted.  God, I feel so much better. 


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