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I am a frustrated amateur stand-up comic, who at the age of 47 just can’t get it out of my blood and quit chasing a dream (and won’t). I have not been on stage in front of an audience in about 18 months and currently working on a small routine so that I can put an end to this hostage crisis. During this time of comedic frustration, I have also studied and performed improvisational comedy. One of my improvisational highlights was attending a weekend workshop at Second City in Chicago. [more]

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Hillary Clinton Looks Relieved By: Peter Margaritis (C) Submitted: Jan 3, 2008 Category: Political  Staff Pick!

From Hot Topic Hillary Clinton 252 Jokes  11 Videos

On the morning of the Iowa Caucuses, Hillary Clinton looks very relieved. When asked why, she replied, “David Letterman’s back on the air and I was not the topic of his Top Ten List.” Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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Iowa Caucuses By: Peter Margaritis (C) Submitted: Jan 2, 2008 Category: Political  Staff Pick!

From Hot Topic Iowa 55 Jokes

The Iowa caucuses are a day away and the hardest part for the people of Iowa is deciding which candidate has the best accessories. A vote for Hillary and you get the “gift with purchase” of Bill. A vote for Barack Obama and you get the returned gift of Oprah. A vote for Rudy Giuliani, you will get the first Republican sex scandal. A vote for Mike Huckabee, you will get God as long as the collection plate is full. Finally, a vote for Dennis Kucinich, and you just get crazy. Happy caucusing. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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Presidential Campaign Heats Up By: Peter Margaritis (C) Submitted: Nov 13, 2007 Category: Political  Staff Pick!

From Hot Topic George Bush 653 Jokes  17 Videos

The Presidential campaign rhetoric is beginning to heat up. On Monday, Democratic President frontrunner Hillary Clinton said that John Edwards was sounding too much like Bush. Later that day, John Edwards shot back by saying, “I really don’t like Bush at all and to prove it, I keep my bush nice and trim and it only costs $300 a cut.” Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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Public Service Announcement By: Peter Margaritis (C) Submitted: Nov 6, 2007 Category: Political

From Hot Topic Marriage 1323 Jokes  27 Videos

Put a divorce attorney out of work by wearing a condom. The lack of birth control is the leading cause of marriage, and marriage is the leading cause of divorce, so wear a condom to reduce the number of divorce attorneys. This has been a Public Service Announcement from the Dennis Kucinich for President Campaign. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (1)  |  Rate it:

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Fred Thompson By: Peter Margaritis (C) Submitted: Nov 4, 2007 Category: Political

From Hot Topic Republican 1214 Jokes  29 Videos

Republican presidential candidate Fred Thompson has been crisscrossing the country on a private jet lent to him by a businessman and close adviser, Phillip Martin, who has a criminal record for drug dealing. When asked to respond, Thompson said, “Phil is my friend and if I am elected Phil will be my drug czar because he is the best qualified.” Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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Bambi - Scary Movie By: Peter Margaritis (C) Submitted: Oct 30, 2007 Category: News  Staff Pick!

From Hot Topic Stripper 99 Jokes  1 Videos

Bambi was just rated one of the 25 most scariest movies. Bambi, a scary movie, that is just insane. However, I knew a stripper named Bambi who was scary. She gave a whole new meaning to the word "thumper." Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (1)  |  Rate it:

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Mark Cuban By: Peter Margaritis (C) Submitted: Oct 24, 2007 Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!

From Hot Topic Mark Cuban 11 Jokes

Mark Cuban was just booted off Dancing with the Stars and was fined $500,000 for lousy dancing. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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Stephen Colbert By: Peter Margaritis (C) Submitted: Oct 22, 2007 Category: Political  Staff Pick!

Comedy Central star, Stephen Colbert is going to run for President and is seeking the presidential nomination from both parties. Colbert then shocked everyone by stating that "he is the love child of James Carville and Mary Matalin." Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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Dalai Lama By: Peter Margaritis (C) Submitted: Oct 16, 2007 Category: News  Staff Pick!

From Hot Topic Dalai Lama 7 Jokes

China is protesting U.S. honors for the Dalai Lama. To show that they mean business, China has distributed 10,0000 Dalai Lama lead-painted bobble head dolls to Toys R Us. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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Britney Spears By: Peter Margaritis (C) Submitted: Oct 16, 2007 Category: News

From Hot Topic Britney Spears 191 Jokes  8 Videos

Britney Spears, who left the scene of an accident without leaving a note, was booked yesterday for a hit-and-run involving her performance on the MTV Music Awards. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it: