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I am a frustrated amateur stand-up comic, who at the age of 47 just can’t get it out of my blood and quit chasing a dream (and won’t). I have not been on stage in front of an audience in about 18 months and currently working on a small routine so that I can put an end to this hostage crisis. During this time of comedic frustration, I have also studied and performed improvisational comedy. One of my improvisational highlights was attending a weekend workshop at Second City in Chicago. [more]

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Gifted Giants By: Peter Margaritis (C) Submitted: Jan 17, 2008 Category: Sports

From Hot Topic United States 4116 Jokes  60 Videos

A sports headline in today’s USA Today states, "Gifted Giant’s Runner’s Come In Big, Li’l packages." This reporter is spending way too much time in the Giant’s locker room because you can’t have a little package and be considered gifted, according to every woman that I have ever dated. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (1)  |  Rate it:

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Dallas Cowboys By: Peter Margaritis (C) Submitted: Jan 15, 2008 Category: Sports  Staff Pick!

From Hot Topic Dallas Cowboys 93 Jokes

Inspired by the Dallas Cowboys loss on Sunday to the New York Giants, the rock group Barenaked Ladies announced today that they are changing the name and lyrics of their song “Be my Yoko Ono” to “Be my Jessica Simpson.” Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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Dallas Cowboys By: Peter Margaritis (C) Submitted: Jan 14, 2008 Category: Sports  Staff Pick!

From Hot Topic Dallas 93 Jokes  1 Videos

Tony Romo and the Dallas Cowboys lost yesterday to the New York Giants and Jessica Simpson was not at Texas Stadium. She was spotted after the game at Dallas-Fort Worth Airport wearing an Eli Manning jersey and heading to New York. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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Golden Globe Winner By: Peter Margaritis (C) Submitted: Jan 14, 2008 Category: Entertainment

From Hot Topic School 933 Jokes  35 Videos

And the winner of the Golden Globe is - Americans. We Americans would like to thank the striking Writers Guild of America for not subjecting us to hours of celebrity mind numbing acceptance speeches thanking everyone from the janitor of the high school to their adopted step sister on their father's side. Way to go. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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Performance-enhancing drugs By: Peter Margaritis (C) Submitted: Jan 11, 2008 Category: Sports  Staff Pick!

From Hot Topic Baseball 1005 Jokes  2 Videos

Major League Baseball, the National Football League, and the U.S. Anti-Doping Agency are pledging $10 million over four years for research to fight the use of performance-enhancing drugs in sports. In a similar announcement, NBC, CBS, and FOX have decided to drop MLB and the NFL for the next four years and replace them with male figure skating and female competitive knitting in hopes of adding excitement back into the TV sports lineup. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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Hillary's Comeback By: Peter Margaritis (C) Submitted: Jan 10, 2008 Category: Political  Staff Pick!

From Hot Topic Hillary Clinton 252 Jokes  11 Videos

Hillary Clinton's major comeback in New Hampshire has inspired a local bar owner to create the "Hillary Shot." To make a “Hillary” all you need is to put 1 ice cube in a shot glass and add a tear drop of vodka. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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McDonalds Coffee Bars By: Peter Margaritis (C) Submitted: Jan 8, 2008 Category: News

From Hot Topic Bar 694 Jokes  20 Videos

McDonald's announced today that they will be competing directly with Starbucks by opening coffee bar's within their locations. I can just hear a customer order a "Large, low fat, vanilla McLatte with 2 equal's and a small McCoffee of the day." What's next, liquor stores in White Castle's? Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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Ohio State Buckeyes By: Peter Margaritis (C) Submitted: Jan 8, 2008 Category: Sports

From Hot Topic Ohio 172 Jokes  1 Videos

After Ohio State Buckeyes disappointing loss last night to the LSU Tigers, and there second consecutive National Championship loss to an SEC team, athletic director Gene Smith submitted to the board of trustee at Ohio State that the team name be changed from the “Buckeyes” to the “Bitches of the SEC”. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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Queen Elizabeth is the Oldest Queen By: Peter Margaritis (C) Submitted: Jan 7, 2008 Category: News  Staff Pick!

From Hot Topic Elton John 29 Jokes

Queen Elizabeth is Britain's oldest-ever Queen. As Maxwell Smart would say, "Elton John missed it by that much!" Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (1)  |  Rate it:

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Mike Huckabee Wins Iowa By: Peter Margaritis (C) Submitted: Jan 4, 2008 Category: Political  Staff Pick!

From Hot Topic Iowa 55 Jokes

The front runner in the Republican race for President is Mike Huckabee. We all need to start working on our HUCKLEBERRY HOUND voices. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (1)  |  Rate it: