A new study claims that doctors could cut the rate of sexually transmitted diseases in half by circumcising all baby boys. But only if they do it wrong.

Have you read the Bible?  God's like a college RA.  He's never around unless it's to fuck up a good time. 

But people get offended when I say I'm an atheist.  Someone told me that "God is inside you."

Well, great.  Now God's my Uncle Chad after two drinks.

God was a cute concept when I needed to believe that Santa Claus gave gifts and the Stork brought babies. 

Well, that's not fair comparing God to Santa Claus and the Stork. 

At least I know storks are real. 

“American Idol's” Carrie Underwood is the latest celebrity to appear as a spokesman for the Oklahoma Library Association’s, “Read, Ya’ll” literacy campaign. Unfortunately, no celebrities have yet to join Oklahoma’s other educational campaign, “Math, Bitches!”

More than 200 people in Wisconsin attended a symbolic funeral at a local cemetery to lay to rest the “N-Word.” While the ceremony was somber, some found the eulogy a bit awkward.