Wilmer Valderrama’s production company, WV Enterprises, which produces MTV’s comedy hit "Yo Momma," is spinning off the show into additional comedy competitions - “Knock-Knock, Bitch,” a battle for the best knock-knock joke and “Gynecologist!,” an improvised comedy show, but with only one suggestion, “Gynecologist!”

At just 898 grams, consumers can now enjoy the convenience of setting their houses, offices and cars on fire with this ultra-light laptop.

Mr. Spears announced he will write an autobiography so people will have a better understanding of who he is. Federline will write the book as part of a Learning Annex class he's taking called, "Autobiography Writing For Talentless Douchebags With Nothing To Say."

After the Justice Department conducted a nationwide sweep, arresting over 10,000 wanted fugitives, the long running TV show "America's Most Wanted," has been cancelled. The show replacing it will begin airing next week, "America's Most Wanted Jaywalkers."

Written by Joe Wilson

WASHINGTON D.C. (PoopyCaca.com) – After the release of the Republican National Committee campaign ad called “The Stakes,” which features al Qaeda leaders threatening attacks on the United States, the GOP has released a follow up ad that has Democrats criticizing the Republicans for their “exploitation of American’s fear of being attacked by a stingray.”

“These are the Stingrays,” shows quotes from wildlife expert, Jack Hanna, a police officer in Florida and Dive Magazine, with only the sound of a ticking clock in the background. “Just like in the war on terrorism, the reality is that our nation’s coastal states are at risk, we are not at war with a country, we are also at war with a species,” said Republican National Committee spokeswoman Tracey Schmitt.

The ad, which is scheduled to run on national news networks in all states with beaches, is seen by Democrats as, “a desperate attempt to exploit the death of the Crocodile Hunter, Steve Irwin, and the latest stingray attack on a Florida man last week. It’s aimed at scaring voters who go to the beach,” Democratic National Committee Communications Director Karen Finney said in a statement.

“These are the Stingrays,” is reminiscent of the Gerald Ford “shark attack” campaign ad that ran in 1976 as part of Ford’s efforts to beat Jimmy Carter. At that time, Democrats criticized Republicans for using the popularity of the Steven Spielberg movie, “Jaws,” to get votes.

In the “shark attack” ad, a small girl builds a sand castle at the beach, telling her mother how many children she’s going to have and what kind of house she’s going to live in. She runs into the water with a bucket and a shark fin appears in front of her, as an ominous voice tells the viewer, “Democrats want to use your tax dollars to protect wildlife, but which party will protect your children from that wildlife?”

PoopyCaca.com correspondent, Dave Dayen contributed to this story.

Kim Jong Il waves goodbye to fans as he enters a rehabilitation facility.

Written by Joe Wilson

SEOUL, South Korea (PoopyCaca.com) – North Korean leader Kim Jong Il told a Chinese delegation that he regrets his country’s nuclear test and that it was caused, in part, by his lifelong battle with alcoholism.

Il’s lawyer, Ch'a Min-su, confirmed this statement to members of the government run media during a press conference, adding that Kim Jong Il is “a short, gay man whose was molested as a child by an atheist.”

According to Min-su, Kim Jong Il is currently in a rehabilitation facility outside of Seoul where he is being treated for alcoholism, homosexuality and his short stature.

Lee Donggyu, the atheist who molested Kim Jong Il told a reporter, “I touched him, maybe once, but it was not what you call rape or penetration. He seemed to like it.”

Donggyu will be featured on the state run reality show, “Torturing With The Stars,” which will feature North Korean celebrities torturing Donggyu over the next few weeks and then beheaded by the winner of the reality show.

U.S. Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice, who is currently meeting with Chinese officials in Bejing, said, “We have seen Pyongyang say they would adhere to agreements made with the Clinton administration and then completely ignore those agreements. I’m sorry to hear of the North Korean leader’s alcoholism, homosexuality, childhood molestation and height issues, but this administration will not directly negotiate until all nuclear activities are halted.”

Tickle Me Elmo’s career on children’s television may also be in the garbage.

Written by Joe Wilson

LOS ANGELES (PoopyCaca.com) – After the recent announcement of a sex tape starring Saved By The Bell’s Dustin "Screech" Diamond, another celebrity is joining the ranks of Pamela Anderson, Tommy Lee, Paris Hilton, Colin Farrell, Kid Rock, and R. Kelly, Elmo of Tickle Me Elmo fame.

The tape, made prior to Tickle Me Elmo’s success and fame on Sesame Street, was recently discovered by TMZ.COM working in conjunction with investigative reporters from PoopyCaca.com. “Tickle Me Harder” shows Elmo, who is credited under with the name “El Macho,” in compromising positions with two other actors, “Jack Mo’” and “Steve.”

Publicly, Elmo made a brief statement to reporters saying only, “Elmo no like.” However, rumors that contract negotiations with the actor who plays the most popular character on Sesame Street have grown more adversarial due to exclusivity clauses, keeping Elmo from taking other roles in dramas or television shows.

Industry insiders say that the uncovering of “Tickle Me Harder” was actually orchestrated by Elmo’s management team in an effort to tarnish his image, forcing Sesame Street to release the actor from his long-term contract, allowing him to pursue other acting opportunities.

“Elmo wants out and everyone knows it,” said one prominent agent, who spoke under the condition of anonymity, “there were whispers of this video he made since the nineties and when the DVD of it goes up for sale, it will be huge, not Tommy Lee and Pamela Anderson huge, but Elmo’s days on Sesame Street are numbered.”